<p>Well, this is not TV or a movie. Playing the victim is going to get you and everyone else killed.</p>
<p>holy crap guys its been like 10 minutes haha. no I’m not a Williams lover, I’m applying to Williams but if I got into both Amherst and Williams, that wouldn’t even be a decision for me. I’d go to Amherst without a second thought.</p>
<p>But playing the victim is my prize-winning role! It won me an Oscar, Emmy and Golden Globe.</p>
<p>Be jealous.</p>
<p>EDIT: My Amherst essay is 668 words. Problem.</p>
<p>OK fishy, I officially like you. 
Welcome to our folds.</p>
<p>AND YOU BETTER NOT BE PRETENDING TO LIKE AMHERST TO SPY.</p>
<p>DC, you can wittle it down. Stick to 610 words so we can be word count twinnies. :p</p>
<p>spy for what haha? No, I’m not lying, I really do love Amherst</p>
<p>Oooo…I like fishy as a nickname. Fishy fishy fishy fishy. :)</p>
<p>I knowww. I still have to finish it!</p>
<p>For Williams, duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. </p>
<p>OK then, you can stay. <em>waves hand grandly</em></p>
<p>(Yes, I’m crazy. No, not all Amherst applicants are. Don’t worry, if you get into Amherst they won’t all be as crazy as me. You know, if I get in. Which I might not. And if I do not I shall cry. But that’s another story.)</p>
<p>Edit: Aren’t my nicknames the BEST?</p>
<p>1) YOU’RE the best.
2) Don’t cry. If you cry, I’ll cry. And when I cry, I patronize Puffs like no other. It’s not good for my wallet.</p>
<p>I’ll buy you Puffs if I need to. <em>sigh</em></p>
<p>So basically me getting rejected is not good for your wallet. I BETTER GET IN WOMAN!</p>
<p>Correction, WE better get it.</p>
<p>Selfish meanie head.</p>
<p>^Not gonna lie, that made my day.</p>
<p>What did? My insult?</p>
<p>I come up with the best insults. They’re all so juvenile, yet oh-so spectacular.</p>
<p>Being called selfish meanie head. I love it.</p>
<p>I love <em>you</em>.</p>
<p>As you keep saying. <em>sticks nose in air</em></p>
<p>My post count is now what I wish my SAT score had been.</p>
<p>Let’s pop that ego a little bit, kay? :)</p>
<p>Hahahah. I’m right there with you (your post count…not mine).</p>
<p>ROFL the qualification in parantheses was completely unnecessary. :p</p>
<p>I like your location.</p>
<p>Le sigh, I don’t think mine will be done until your tomorrow. :(</p>
<p>Do you guys think the science prompt is really meant for exact sciences? I’ve interpreted it as social sciences and talked about economics a lot!</p>
<p>I’m sure Amherst wouldn’t have a problem with that! Science is merely an umbrella topic.</p>