<p>I’m actually wondering why I haven’t posted in this thread yet? But I’m here now 
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<p>Actually, squirrels can be nice. As long as they don’t stare at you with their little, piercing, red eyes. And they are pretty much twice the size of Dutch squirrels! </p>
<p>PS. You can’t scare me away that easily!</p>
<p>HAHAHA!!!</p>
<p>Attention-grabbing…that’s a prize winning quality for a Presidential hopeful. :)</p>
<p>Dutch squirrels? I want a Dutch squirrel.</p>
<p>…Unless I am disturbing your little menage-a-trois?</p>
<p>Guilty;
Are you also an international applicant?</p>
<p>WHOA WHOA!!</p>
<p>Wrong word choice…“Menage-a-trois”</p>
<p>This is a Rated PG13 forum! LOL</p>
<p>We are not Presidential hopefuls, we’re Presidents. :)</p>
<p>We’re still just hopefuls for that lovely TV spot.</p>
<p>EDIT: HAHAHAHA NO GB STAY WE LOVE YOU.</p>
<p>Dutch squirrels probably have rabies. I’ll send you one on the mail tomorrow. </p>
<p>@mass_murderer: Yes! I am from the Netherlands actually! Are you American?</p>
<p>Hey, not everyone knows French. Report that post and DIE. =]</p>
<p>GB, you’re cool. I approve of your name, location, and feelings towards squirrels.</p>
<p>LOL!!! OMGGG!! I’m dyingggg!! “Mass_Murderer”</p>
<p>I think we found our 4th roomie to complete the quad, you guys. LOL</p>
<p>2 internationals and 2 NYers. It’s purrrfect. :D</p>
<p>I LOVE THE DUTCH! Hoe gaat het? I met some Dutch people during the summer and they are awesome. They’re from the Hague.</p>
<p>Nooooo, she’s Russian. Cool right?</p>
<p>Dyou want to be our fourth roommate GB? There’s an application and everything.</p>
<p>Why thank you. Then I’ll stay. Despite the death-threats, BAGUETTE ESCARGOT GARGOUILLE.</p>
<p>Guilty - I’m Russian, but not an international applicant. </p>
<p>We’ll stop the death-threats. :)</p>
<p>That threat wasn’t directed towards you, GB. It was for MM. I apologize for not specifying.</p>
<p>I’m Hispanic! Which is, obviously, cool.</p>
<p>STOP DISTRACTING ME FROM WRITING ESSAYS. UGHHH.</p>
<p>Oh! Wait! I completely read your name as mass_murderer. Do you guys still want me as your roommate after that disturbing Freudian slip? Haha. </p>
<p>New Yorkers are cool too! And Quasi is too, so I accept your invitation. I am no Ruski though. The Hague is pretty closeby, I live in Amsterdam though!</p>
<p>Wait wait. Hold on a second…Why did you make a threat directed towards me?! I’ve done nothing dammit! NOTHINGGG!!</p>
<p>It’s cause I’m Russian, isn’t it?
:(</p>
<p>Edit: Regardless, the Dutch are spiffy and cool beyond words. :)</p>
<p>I like Amsterdam. Let’s add Amsterdam to our summer visit list.</p>
<p>Oh ! The Russia-thing wasn’t aimed at me! I want to learn Russian though :), I’ll probably pick it as my minor. And the death threat wasn’t either? I’m feeling very egocentrical right now.</p>
<p>Of course. You caught me.</p>
<p>Freudian slips are fantastic. You’ll still be our roommate, obviously.</p>
<p>Question, how exactly does the whole dorming process work at Amherst? Is it questionnaire-based?</p>
<p>I know a bit of Russian. I’m probably gonna study abroad there too. I hope.</p>
<p>I put on a fantastic Russian accent, I’ll have you all know.</p>