**Official** Thread, High School Class of 2029

<p>Do they have stroller accommodations if you can’t walk yet but you want to tour HYP?</p>

<p>You can’t walk yet? Are you even 2, bro? Or are you an underclassman?</p>

<p>I skipped a year. Duh.</p>

<p>I don’t think HYP will take you seriously if you can’t walk- it might hurt your chances, even if you are intellectually superior. You should get a walking prep book, I heard Princeton Review is good!</p>

<p>Holy crayon, you skipped a year?!?!</p>

<p>Wow, respect, ElizabethC. Respect. But if you skipped a year, you must be the same as me intellectually, despite being half my age. Mindblowing!</p>

<p>Are you potty trained too? Cuz if you are, you are a god. A god among toddlers.</p>

<p>There is no way you’re already potty-trained… And if you are, just tell them and I’m sure they will personally deliver a stroller just for you. Along with an acceptance letter.</p>

<p>I am.</p>

<p>Thanks LoveArt!
But actually Barron’s is coming soon!</p>

<p>I should just stop going on college confidential, it’s making me feel inferior! I got potty trained at 2 years, 7.5 months, as I said before. Community college here I come (if I even get into that!)</p>

<p>Community college isn’t the end of the world. Not graduating from day care is.</p>

<p>You’re right, I’m lucky if I get into any pre-school at this rate.</p>

<p>Hey guys, I’m class of 2031, but I want to get a headstart. Can I take AP classes in utero? That could be my hook.</p>

<p>It’s really hard. Are you sure you have the mental capacity? Aren’t you too busy developing organs? </p>

<p>@LoveArtForever, I agree, you will have a really hard time getting accepted into a preschool at the rate you are going. It’s not the end of the world. A lot of my friends (playmates) took a year or two off after day care. Honestly, they were burnt out from the rigor of day care, and they took some time off to build their resume.</p>

<p>You’re right, I’m going to take a gap year to find who I truly am, and get ahead in the meantime so I can really impress my preschool teachers. I’ve realized that the stress of daycare is just too much right now, I need to focus on what is really important. As long as I have a trend of improvement through my school years, will that make up for my lackluster early days?</p>

<p>And pde, BurnOut’s right. This is the time you should be focusing on developing yourself, growing your fingernails, your organs, etc. If you start now, you will likely burn out by the time daycare admissions roll around.</p>

<p>@pde How far in utero? You will need Cranial Nerve II (Optic nerve) to do any type of self studying!</p>

<p>The fact that you can access wifi up in there is impressive enough, pde.</p>

<p>Dear god, this is so stressful! I’m feeling incredibly inferior. I’m only taking two AP classes at the moment (AP Potty Training and AP Counting). I mean, they’re pretty rigorous but still…you guys all have like 7! Maybe I’ll dual enroll at the local pre-school to get a further head start…</p>

<p>Also, what do you guys think about my extra-curricular of a company that sells these revolutionary diapers I invented? It’s already made about 5K…</p>

<p>I plan on being State AP Scholar by the time I graduate Pre-K. How does this schedule look?</p>

<p>2 years:
AP Potty Training
AP Crying
AP Whining</p>

<p>3 years:
AP Counting
AP Teething
AP Weening <—not looking forward to this</p>

<p>4 years:
AP Reading
AP Writing
AP Arts and Crafts</p>

<p>5 years:
AP Spanish .01
AP Biology <— CB redesigned the curriculum, so this should be easy right?
AP HUG <—only other AP my school offered, will colleges look down upon this?</p>

<p>Should I selfstudy AP walking? It’s not offered where I go…</p>

<p>only a State AP Scholar Repede? c’mon, you can do better. I think that if you self study AP walking you might qualify as a National AP Scholar</p>

<p>OMG, I am actually planning to be State AP Scholar [23 APs!] and I am dying right now. However, State AP Scholar is the most prestigious, National is only 8 AP’s. Come on stressedouttt!</p>

<p>Sister’s schedule for next year :</p>

<p>AP walking
AP Crying
-Self Studied- Bathroom technique and composition
Honors Play Dough</p>