<p>any good idea?</p>
<p>Yes, what you do is stick a nuclear fusion reactor down there and turn the oil to plasma. As the oil turn to plasma the gaseous plasma can easily be transported to a container by a tube like wire, the container in which a reverse reaction occurs to the plasma oil back into liquid oil.</p>
<p>$0 lost.</p>
<p>Edit: I’m a nuclear physics nerd lol.</p>
<p>Wouldn’t that actually be rather costly though? Although you wouldn’t lose as much money in oil, the equipment and procedure and all that sounds like it would be quite expensive.</p>
<p>I don’t think cost should be the main concern here.</p>
<p>That is true, I agree; I was just addressing the “$0 lost” comment. After all, the only way that $0 could be lost in this situation is to not have this situation happen in the first place. And it’s a little late for that…</p>
<p>giant sham-wow</p>
<p>Call for superman!</p>
<p>^Unfortunately, Kal-El lost his phone.</p>
<p>The nuclear option is the best solution, but unfortunately the treaties we have signed forbid us from doing it. (Not to mention… all the little countries will clamor for it in case they have a spill!! haha)</p>
<p>Apparently BP is secretly removing carcasses from the beaches during the night.</p>
<p>Unbelievable.</p>
<p>Btw, this is a funny spoof of how incompetent they are: [YouTube</a> - BP Spills Coffee](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM)</p>
<p>I just really hope there’s no permanent environmental effects of this. It would be awful if an ecosystem was destroyed or a species became extinct. The Gulf of Mexico and its surrounding coastline is filled with amazing wildlife. I love visiting the place.</p>
<p>Walruses.</p>
<p>10char</p>
<p>Soak the oil up with the pelts of baby seals.</p>
<p>Just call Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow. Chuck Norris will take Louisiana and Tebow will clean up the rest of the Gulf.</p>
<p>^ no bruce lee?</p>
<p>OMG, I love Tim Tebow.</p>
<p>Anyways, I’m sick of BP asking me to friend them on Youtube.</p>
<p>ok, so in conclusion the best way which is to use nuclear fusion reactor is not accessible. let’s see…</p>
<p>I think we should fix it! I’m taking the anti-oil leak stand.</p>
<p>I would say blow the whole thing up, but I don’t think that’s too smart.</p>
<p>There was an oil spill?</p>
<p>^ lulz.</p>
<p>That nuclear reactor idea was quite possibly the best I ever heard of. If only this wasn’t another political game. If I was the leader, I would say **** the treaty and do what I need to do.</p>