<p>Will my acceptance get rescinded if:</p>
<ul>
<li>I resort to cannibalism</li>
<li>I'm Jewish</li>
<li>I use fuchsia colored shampoo</li>
</ul>
<p>PLEASE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!</p>
<p>what does the shampoo smell like?</p>
<p>Well, cranberries. Is that okay?? Like.. should I send a letter in explaining that it's not strawberry scented?</p>
<p>You probably should have fixed that Jew thing before you applied to college...</p>
<p>Well, if you do all 3, then you're fine. Other than that though...</p>
<p>as long as the people are kosher, you're fine</p>
<p>Eh, idk, I'd be a little worried about that whole shampoo thing if I were you. But no worries, if they do end up rejecting you (which they very well might in this case) at least you'll....live? Unless a fellow human eats you.</p>
<p>Well, if you eat the admissions officers they can't rescind you...</p>
<p>OMGZZZ! I'm also Jewish...and I use raspberry-scented shampoo. WE ARE DESTINED TO FAIL!</p>
<p>You're using herbal essences!! And don't eat pork... <em>GASP</em></p>
<p>OMGZZZZ! I'm also Jewish...and I use raspberry-scented shampoo. WE ARE DESTINED TO FAIL!</p>
<p>Trecherous!
The rescind letter is in the mail!</p>
<p>Whatever happens, I still love you Steven!</p>
<p>I still say, use your canablism and eat them.</p>
<p>Remember:
Canablism isn't against the law, the murder of the people is.</p>
<p>Very true. I'm on board. Just eat them alive.</p>
<p>Most of you guys are taking this as a joke. I really don't think this is funny at all...</p>
<p>xSteven, how long have you been eating people? This is very serious. I've heard of many accounts where cannibals end up eating themselves at the end. I urge you to go see some sort of help ASAP...</p>
<p>as for your Jewish heritage... did you celebrate Christmas this past December? If you did, college admissions people can track you and they will probably rescind you. Again, this can be a huge problem...</p>
<p>as for your fuschia colored shampoo - I don't think this is too big. Just make sure you don't use it anymore...</p>
<p>Good luck, but I'd say 90% rescind.</p>
<p>Eat the admissions officers.
Problem solved.
I'll say it again and again and again.</p>
<p>How</a> to rap Video ? 5min.com just rap it to them, theyll understand.</p>
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<p>Agreed. Some of them are recent grads, too. I hear younger flesh tastes better.</p>
<p>Oh, golly guys, thank you SO much for your help in my manic state; however, I don't think the opinions of 12 people are quite enough. OMG MORE!!!!!!! I NEED MORE AFFIRMATION!!!!!!!!</p>