<p>All I can say is, if I were you, I’d start applying to state and community colleges. Those stats couldn’t get you into second-tier schools, let alone MIT.</p>
<p>I think with that application, I think you are gonna need to go get a GED instead then apply to some unaccredited online diploma factories… MIT is not for you</p>
<p>^ That was some major resurrection of this thread. :D</p>
<p>Hilarious OP though</p>
<p>hahaha that was hilarious!! im guessing you’re already in college by now…if you even made it. .lol</p>
<p>Bull. Do you know why this resume is fail? How do you get a 745089275408 in Bio but only a 324750847502 in Physics? How is curing cancer more notable than making a time machine? I mean, if you made a time machine you could cure cancer and then some, plus do all kinds of crazy stuff. You could also threaten people by telling them you’ll f*** their mother, before they were born.</p>
<p>Am I the only person who thought this wasn’t funny at all?</p>
<p>You have an excellent chance. With your time machine you can keep applying until the Adcom lets you in.
Or you can take over the college/ university with your dictorial powers.</p>
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<p>I can’t speak for everyone but yes, I think you were. </p>
<p>To the OP: I’m sorry but your app. looks just like all the others. You don’t stand out. I would suggest going to your local community college by now, improving your PHYSICS PLEASE, and then reapply 2 years from now. It’s your best chance.</p>
<p>Local community college? I don’t even think Devry would accept you. Hehe.</p>
<p>You show no passion in your ECs. I would start another bubonic plague and actually cure it this time to be safe.</p>
<p>Don’t waste time with mit try AIT(alien inst. of tech.)Humans considered international student and its hardest to get in.But they have tech beyond our imagination.And I bet they feel like they own you something for abducting your father:)
PS:make sure to do your interview in a crowded place and start running immediately if you feel a lightness of weight and a bright light upon you</p>
<p>haha…love it! it really does reflect some of the people who come on this website with great credentials and act like they think they have no chance all for a confidence boost :)</p>
<p>I thought you can cure cancer!
Just cure your sister then you will be allset.</p>
<p>I thought you cured cancer. So how does your sister have it? LOL</p>
<p>How are you over 20, with all those credentials, and not graduated from high school yet?</p>
<p>Did you forget to put the Fields Medal, or do you think it is less important then the noble price!</p>
<p>Please put if you have, or you have a zero chance!
Remember, MIT loves numbers!</p>
<p>Able price will also boost your chance.</p>
<p>best luck, but please put those prices, it makes me angry that you forget!</p>
<p>campaigning for world dictator (20457 hours/day)</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>Well, I don’t know. It’s a reach for everyone, and unless you bump up your stats a bit… Don’t be surprised if you’re rejected. :(</p>
<h2>Your chances are slim. They are as existent as ∞/∞ =1 . You might want to check Caltech though. For those that can not get to MIT, there is always Caltech.</h2>
<p>But that 1st post is really like some of the things I have seen on here.</p>
<p>lol this person is frikin kidding…calm down people</p>