oski --- ewwww

<p>omg, I love Berkeley and all, but who came up with that mascot? They are, I must say, purely amzaing to be able to make a bear so ugly. The ugly bear totally ruins the perfect image of Berkeley. I thought Harvard has the ugliest moscot ever, but now after I've seen Berkeley's.... ummm.... yeah. Just look at MIT's mascot, it's something that you wouldn't be asham of taking a picture with.</p>

<p>theres nothing wrong with Oski. Hes a pimp. me and my friend humped Oski before the Arizona State-Cal football game. ownage. We'll never look at Oski the same again.</p>

<p>Oski beat the s**t out of the Stanford tree mascot during a basketball game. And because of that, it doesn't matter what he looks like: he's just sexy like that.</p>

<p>Oski is fine. He'll claw down any tree with ease and can easily destroy the mascots of any other school.</p>

<p>LOL!!!! wow, oski is hella pimp.</p>

<p>Who actually knows WHO Oski is (i.e. the guy inside the costume)? The Mic Men?</p>

<p>what are you talking about? oski is the real thing just like mickey mouse. FLESH AND BONES</p>

<p>Haha pimp or no, he does look sort of ridiculous. I think his face is too flat or something...</p>

<p>Ahh, but who cares? At least we 'aint the UC-SC Banana Slugs, eh?</p>

<p>Banana slugs generally are ugly. However, the UC-SC Banana Slugs mascot is somehow more hugable than Oski. Sad, but true.</p>

<p>Oski wasn't meant to be hugged. He's a hardcore fighter, trained and retrained to fight his evil nemesis.... THE TREE!</p>

<p>You know, like banana slurgs, the tree is also way better looking than Oski. At least it's something reconizable.</p>

<p>You gotta be kidding me. The tree looks like a pile of crap LOL! Look at this.</p>

<p>Tree:
<a href="http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/3321.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/3321.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Oski:
<a href="http://www.berkeley.edu/news/berkeleyan/2001/04/images/oski.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.berkeley.edu/news/berkeleyan/2001/04/images/oski.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>The tree is like made of shards of green poop. And:</p>

<p><a href="http://quizbowl.stanford.edu/pictures/tree.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://quizbowl.stanford.edu/pictures/tree.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>There it is in action. Totally lazy. Oski can "building climb" and the tree... well he can... he can sit.</p>

<p>I'm slowly becoming a typical Berkeley student already. Haha.</p>

<p>Hahahhahahahah ^</p>

<p>I see that you chose the better looking picture of Oski. Any ugly women can look pretty with the right makeup and a good photographer. The tree doen't need that.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.dailycal.org/images/art/11.15.Oski.WAGS.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.dailycal.org/images/art/11.15.Oski.WAGS.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>and also, the tree doesn't do idiotic dances and tries to ruin Stanford's reputation!</p>

<p><a href="http://2001.calicehockey.com/galleries/20011115_stanford/images/20011115_stanford_oski_jpg.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://2001.calicehockey.com/galleries/20011115_stanford/images/20011115_stanford_oski_jpg.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p><a href="http://www.berkeley.edu/calparents/letterhome/2004/summer/images/Oski.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.berkeley.edu/calparents/letterhome/2004/summer/images/Oski.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>now THIS is something Berkeley should replace it with:</p>

<p><a href="http://soda.csua.berkeley.edu/%7Edavebrok/oski.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://soda.csua.berkeley.edu/~davebrok/oski.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>oh please taffyluchia. Like you don't wear makeup yourself. And oski doesn't wear makeup unlike the tree, who is a crossdresser.</p>

<p><a href="http://espn.go.com/media/ncb/2001/0226/photo/s_stanford_mascot_i.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://espn.go.com/media/ncb/2001/0226/photo/s_stanford_mascot_i.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Without makeup, the tree looks like crap. Even more than oski who is a total pimp.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.eugenewei.com/images/ncaa-2004/the-tree.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.eugenewei.com/images/ncaa-2004/the-tree.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Look, his eyes dont even align. And his skin, it comes in two different shades.</p>

<p>And what the heck is this:
<a href="http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/stan/sport/m-footbl/11-22-97-biggame/tree-postgame.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/stan/sport/m-footbl/11-22-97-biggame/tree-postgame.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>The tree has like some disease cuz two of his branches dont have leaves.</p>

<p>Also, this: </p>

<p><a href="http://www.sonicspike.net/pictures/albums/28/images/6684-IMG_0125.JPG%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.sonicspike.net/pictures/albums/28/images/6684-IMG_0125.JPG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>The tree is trying to get cute little kids come over but he looks like he has rabies. Notice how that lady in black next to the guy in black is bent slightly forward. That's so she can get a picture with the tree without actually touching him. Oh look, his skin is turning silver. Maybe we can sell him for a good price in the market. We can use that money to buy oski some new expensive sneakers.</p>

<p>Oh look! Oski shaved all its hair off!!!</p>

<p><a href="http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/%7Ecrissyt/images/football/oski.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~crissyt/images/football/oski.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>It now looks like this:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.defuzzld.com/images/Boy_bat_ears_4wks.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.defuzzld.com/images/Boy_bat_ears_4wks.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>I have to say, bears are ugly without hair...
The evil Oski is bullying this little boy and making him do it's homework!
Look at its evil grin!!</p>

<p><a href="http://home.austin.rr.com/barnetthome/Image6.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://home.austin.rr.com/barnetthome/Image6.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>And here's his taking-over-the-world look!!</p>

<p><a href="http://calinthecommunity.berkeley.edu/images/columnart_oski1.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://calinthecommunity.berkeley.edu/images/columnart_oski1.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>It's passing epidemic diseases to the girl and she's getting a fever, oh no!</p>

<p><a href="http://littlegamers.oski.com/images/articles/20041022235400430_1.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://littlegamers.oski.com/images/articles/20041022235400430_1.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>And here's the oski-is-ugly petition squad:</p>

<p><a href="http://home.austin.rr.com/barnetthome/Image7.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://home.austin.rr.com/barnetthome/Image7.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>The baby is throwing up because of Oski's ugliness</p>

<p><a href="http://www.homestead.com/haas99/files/Emily_Anne_Heffernan2.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.homestead.com/haas99/files/Emily_Anne_Heffernan2.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>"I have to say, bears are ugly without hair..."
-Why do you have to be so racist like that and make generalizations. Just because bears in general look bad without hair doesnt mean oski does. Here's oski without his hair:</p>

<p><a href="http://boys.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/rodrigo_santoro.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://boys.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/rodrigo_santoro.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>"The evil Oski is bullying this little boy and making him do it's homework!"
He's just helping him become Berkeley material so he wont even consider applying to Stanford.</p>

<p>Oh and here's a totally random picture that I also got from the internet that has nothing to do with either of the two schools (like your hairless dog and baby):</p>

<p><a href="http://theducks.org/pictures/quiet.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://theducks.org/pictures/quiet.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>