<p>can i be igor?</p>
<p>geez you're so evil slic!! How dare you make me wear a Tufts t-shirt?!</p>
<p>especially when you should be wearing a Yale sweatshirt!!</p>
<p>i see the dosage of morphine i have applied has not done the trick...the delirious patient is going into a seizure...quick, Igor- we need a stronger tranquilizer!</p>
<p>edit: yes, beechbum, you can be Igor...but are you sure you wanna be part of this? there's no going back...</p>
<p><em>seizes the tranquilizer</em></p>
<p>OMG you guys what did I do to deserve this?!</p>
<p><em>shrieks loudly</em></p>
<p>where is my hero??</p>
<p>applies the stronger dosage...zante goes limp</p>
<p>"quick, Igor...do not fail me this time...strap her to the operating table...stat!"</p>
<p><em>starts strapping</em> is this good enough master?</p>
<p>omgggg</p>
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<p>.< </p>
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<p>whyyy</p>
<p>Whoa there! <em>dashes in, grabs Zant and bolts out of the room</em> no one touches my honey!</p>
<p>no, we need more straps...quick, get the ones out of my personal collection</p>
<p>::muahahahahahah::</p>
<p>teeheee my hero saved me!
bahahaha</p>
<p><em>but i'm still unconsicous</em></p>
<p>I KNEW IT!!!! IGOR!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>u have failed me :mad:</p>
<p>ok bee-yatch you can get your own straps now....igor needs 5 mins</p>
<p>lol hahahaah</p>
<p>rebellious servant you have there, slic.</p>
<p>...honestly, it is SOOO hard to find good help these days :-</p>
<p>loll....sorry master...but this is exhausting...and zante is the speed poster.</p>
<p>she seems to have magical powers which allow her to avoid the 60 second rule...i've noticed that too</p>
<p>YEAH! I have too!!!</p>
<p>lol no such thing. I am just as mortal as the next poster. </p>
<p>The sixty second rule applies here as well. exasperating really. </p>
<p>and hey, it's like two against one here, you guys should have no problem outposting me.</p>