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Test Preparation SAT Preparation
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<p>Go, go , go? You can do it. We all believe in you. We really do. I swear it. I am not being sarcastic at all. Seriously. Now stop making retarded threads and go study, or cry in a corner.</p>

<p>Edit: I was looking through some posts and guess who said these.</p>

<p>"Remember, your score will not improve if you're on this site."
"Don't have the time? But you have the time to complain about your score not augmenting?"</p>

<p>Sometimes I think you sound as arrogant as I do. Probably not as smart though. Scratch that, your not as arrogant as I am.</p>

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<p>^
LMFAO!!! LOL TOTAL OWNAGE.</p>

<p>omg quix u're a funny one too
i am thinking what you're thinking. =)</p>

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<p>Wow, this is getting comedic. xD</p>

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<p>Judging by this and his previous posts, Insomniac reminds me of this one anecdote I would relish if I could use on the SAT essay.</p>

<p>Some girls I used to know loooooved to fish for compliments all day long. They'd say this whenever they encountered a guy:</p>

<p>"Oh no, my hair is so ugly. I'm so fat. My dress is so ugly" so some naive guys, under the impression that they would get some if they complimented the girl, would promptly but credulously say "NOOOO you're soooo pretty. Really, you're like the prettiest girl I've ever seen." </p>

<p>They'd say anything to grab a makeshift compliment or two.</p>

<p>Now, whenever I happen to cross paths with these lowlifes who have the self-esteem equivalent to that of horse bile, I like to mess around with them.</p>

<p>I've learned that no matter how many times you make them feel good about themselves (as a friend should), they regress with some sort of atavistic addiction that amounts to the equivalent of stroking their egotistical phallus. </p>

<p>Therefore, I always reply saying the last thing they want to hear: "Yea, you're so ugly. God, you smell so bad. You're a freak. GOD YOUR FAT IS FLOWING OUT OF YOUR JEANS."</p>

<p>It usually sets them straight. If not, it at least makes them at least more paranoid.</p>

<p>In short, fishing for encouragement/compliments/what have you is no more than fishing for a nice squeeze of your ego.</p>

<p>It's better to just satisfy your ego naturally, if you know what I mean. Not just pertaining to the SAT.</p>

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<p>^Most hilarious thing I've read on CC yet.</p>

<p>I especially like the egotistical phallus part. ;) Would totally rep you if there was a rep system on these forums.</p>

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<p>I like the fact that there is no rep system. I don't like having negative rep. It makes me look worse than I really am.</p>