<p>thank you KissMeKate. He can post what he wants to post but don't be dissin' my thread. I know why I did it so you can't tell me otherwise.</p>
<p>is 'march of the penguins' the only thing you guys can think of that relates to penguins? mainstream poseurs.</p>
<p>I love Penguin Group, the publisher.</p>
<p>I have tried penguin many times (I used to live in Shanghai). It tastes like a cross between kitten and dolphin - if that helps.</p>
<p>You know, I would really say penguin is more a mix between chicken and pork myself. Maybe mine was just cooked weird, idk.</p>
<p>Well it depends on how they cook it. Normally it is cooked so it tastes like a cross between a kitten and dolphin - but it could be between chicken and pork. My personal favorite way of cooking it makes it seem like a cross between puppy and baby panda bear.</p>
<p>Ooh, I'll have to try that. This one time, I went to this really seedy place that I probably shouldn't have ordered penguin from, and it came out as a cross between an albatross and a squirrel.</p>
<p>I love penguins they are great animals :)</p>
<p>Yeah me too - but I still prefer a steak. Or a good slice of elephant.</p>
<p>Easter bunny is still the most succulent though.</p>
<p>Ahh... You clearly haven't tried newborn kitten my friend. You haven't lived till youve tried newborn kitten...</p>
<p>Oh, I don't know. Easter bunny sounds inferior to newborn kitten, but with peanut butter it's heavenly. What condiments go well with newborn kitten?</p>
<p>Well - pate of kowala bear liver goes fairly well with it. And of course it should always be served with head of baby lamb.</p>
<p>But head of baby lamb can't be served before May Day. How am I supposed to enjoy baby kitten now if I can't find penguin that can be cooked in that fashion? :p</p>
<p>Newborn kitten? That's a bit gross... they're all bathed in amniotic fluids or whathaveyou and still have Nature's clingwrap all over their faces. Not only that, some are translucent.... or perhaps I'm thinking of near-dead baby hamsters and gummy bears. o_o</p>
<p>Gummy bears are best when sprinkled lightly over a steaming dish of panda.</p>
<p>...if you have access to one of those. -O_O-</p>
<p>I eat two of those vitamin gummy bears every day. I love those little chewables.</p>
<p>Yeah, but nothing can beat a real bear cub. Less chewy... but far more flavourful.</p>
<p>Especially polar bear cub.</p>