<p>I think it must be depressing to get a rejection letter in the mail after you’ve already seen the bad news online.</p>
<p>In a perfect world, the follow-up letter would supply additional information that the Cyber-verdict didn’t provide so that disappointed candidates would at least have an inkling about why they were turned away … perhaps something along the lines of this:</p>
<p>**Dear Henry,</p>
<p>As you’re probably already aware, you won’t be heading to Yale in September. But we just wanted to follow up on your online rejection in case you didn’t get around to seeing it. We also wanted to let you know that your regional rep, Leonard, was really rooting for you. Leonard loved your essay. He said that Danielle Steele’s Toxic Bachelors was his favorite novel, too, but he just wouldn’t have had the nerve to write a college essay about it. He applauded your candor and your guts. Unfortunately, however, the other committee members were less enthralled, and besides, they rarely take Leonard’s recommendations seriously, especially since he won’t be with us after next Tuesday. (Yes, times are tough, even here in New Haven.)</p>
<p>Rest assured that your grades and SAT scores were top-notch. Being president of your 2,200-member student body and also of your senior class (despite the fact that you spent last year as a U.S. Senate page) impressed all of us. We also liked the fact that you learned Romanian over the summer so that you could tutor the 6-year-old from Bucharest who was just adopted by your school bus driver. That was very thoughtful.</p>
<p>Your alumnus interviewer loved you. He gave you the highest possible rating, but, frankly, even though you probably sweated bullets over it for three weeks, the interview means very little, unless you come across as a sociopath, which does occasionally happen, despite the fact that this can be hard to discern in 45 minutes in a crowded Starbucks. (When an interviewer does identify a candidate as a sociopath, it typically does have some impact on the admission outcome.)</p>
<p>So, trust me, other than the mixed reviews on your essay, there was nothing at all wrong with you. But please understand that here at Yale we routinely reject outstanding applicants who have absolutely nothing wrong with them whatsoever … except perhaps the occasional few who were unfortunate enough to have fallen into Leonard’s purview.</p>
<p>So don’t feel that the hours your spent on your application … especially that insidious “Why Yale?” mini-essay (which you artfully carved down to the exact character limit by carefully replacing all your “ands” with ampersands) … were a waste of time. Even though we ultimately didn’t admit you, we do want you to know that we did like you.</p>
<p>Eli Cheers,</p>
<p>Dean Brenzel**</p>