<p>ok I'll do a real one
1. I watch Lost too much D:
2. I can move my eyes independently from one another.
3. I forgot to send my mid-year reports.
4. I've been off of biphasic sleeping for over a week.
5. I have no will-power, self-control, resolution, serious goals, et cetera.</p>
<p>1.) My parents give me too much praise, thus instilling a false sense of confidence in myself which has left me totally and utterly unprepared. </p>
<p>2.) I hate seeing happy people when I am not happy myself (selfish, I know, I feel horrible because of this, but well, it just happens).</p>
<p>3.) I can't stand people that aren't up to par with my intelligence, well I can stand them, but I can't help but correct them on everything they are wrong on, thus making me look like a horrible person, but it is just a habit.</p>
<p>4.) I love gadgets, they make me feel like more of a person.</p>
<p>5.) I absolutely adore humanity, and how complicated and horrible we are. We are our own parody.</p>
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Though I'm sure that most people can do the above as well (well, but for the last one) ;] If I were unique in these respects, or if I could perform all of this deep magic via unique mechanisms, then surely I would have been a millionaire by now, as I would have easily been able to demonstrate all this to the Randi Foundation and collected on my prize ;] Challenge Info
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<p>Have you ever considered that it's not about the money? I've never met a real psychic who wanted money, but I know plenty who just want to help people.</p>
<ol>
<li>I prefer objective classes such as Science and Math but I do badbly in most, while I'm a straight A student in most subjective classes. </li>
<li>By the time I turn 30 I want to speak 5 languages fluently. </li>
<li>I can't focus easily. Especially if it's something boring. </li>
<li>No matter how hard I try, I barely clean my room</li>
<li>I watch too much TV</li>
</ol>
<p>1) I chose to pee on myself than use the disgusting, repulsive, dirty restroom with windows when I was nine.
2) I was born with holes on top of my ears.
3) I am double-jointed.
4) When I was little, old people thought I was the Asian girl off of the Welches Grape Juice commercials.
5) Playing Pokemon is one of my favorite pasttimes.</p>
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4) When I was little, old people thought I was the Asian girl off of the Welches Grape Juice commercials.
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<p>lmaoooo this is awesome</p>
<p>1) i refuse to anything that's red (unless it's naturally red like apples and tomatoes)
2) i like trying weird food like mealworm and rat
3) i'd rather live crazy now and die young than live boring and die when i'm 80
4) i got lost at disney for a day when i was two and almost drowned
5) i'm a girl (i know, the name tricks a lot of people)</p>
<p>^how did you almost drown?</p>
<p>i fell in a river</p>
<p>-Open minded
-Adventerous
-Pizza one of my favorite foods?
-Try to avoid being bored
-Live in Michigan</p>
<ol>
<li>I can do this.</li>
<li>I can do this too, though with lower frequency.</li>
<li>I have more than this number of bruises at the moment.</li>
<li>I have this many limbs.</li>
<li>I have this many fingers on each hand.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>I never do my homework.</li>
<li>My APUSH teacher hates me because she knows of #1 aout me and yet I still make A's on all my tests.</li>
<li>I watch wayyy too much TV.</li>
<li>I hate my high school.</li>
<li> I love sharks :D (I'm sure none of you could have ever guessed that)</li>
</ol>
<p>1] im a vegetarian
2]im 5'6" and taller than any of my aunts, grandparents, my one uncle, my mom and all of my friends(the girls anyway)
3]my fave ice cream flavour is ben&jerrys half baked
4]people have told me to be a musician, hairdresser/cosmotologist, foreign language teacher,and art teacher when 'i grow up'
5]i recently cut my own hair and then had people asking for my hairdressers number</p>
<p>1) I'm a 5'4" Asian girl
2) I desperately want to get second semester senior year over with and i'm super lazy right now, which explains this list i'm making
3) I tell the truth a lot and it often gets me in trouble but i do it anyway sometimes
4) I recently decided to stop being so unhappy and shy and it's worked wonderfully.
5) I regret some of the things i did in high school</p>
<ol>
<li><p>I used to be #1 in the world at Guitar Hero III, and was first to get 100% on every song on expert.</p></li>
<li><p>None of my friends know about the above.</p></li>
<li><p>John Wooden is my idol.</p></li>
<li><p>I didn’t do my math homework once last year. I got a final class grade of 102%.</p></li>
<li><p>I’m a twin (Boy/girl - I’m the boy (thank God)).</p></li>
</ol>
<p>1) I tend to sleep more than necessary.
2) I’ve had my permit for almost two years and have yet to have passed one of my driving tests.
3) I attend an online school.
4) I love House and Flashforward.
5) I’m fond of reading an intriguing book while listening to the sound of rain falling outside my window. The setting seems to establish a sense of tranquility.</p>
<p>^ same here!, I’ve had my permit for almost two years and have yet to have passed one of my driving tests 
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<p>1) I got bell’s palsy when I was 12—I completely recovered though thank god.
2) I used to live in Dubai & North VA (d.c. area).
3) My friends don’t know that I visit my uncle in fed. prison every other week 
4) I think I have major anxiety issues.
5) I have a major confidence issue. But I’m working on it.</p>
<ol>
<li>I like pie.</li>
<li>I try to never wear the same combination of clothes twice.</li>
<li>I blog.</li>
<li>I’m really bad at math.</li>
<li>I am really loud.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>I’ve already posted in this thread.</li>
<li>I got my piloting license before my unrestricted driver’s license lol.</li>
<li>My sleeping pattern has been completely flipped this summer. I go to bed to the sound of birds chirping and the sun rising. I still don’t get enough sleep though.</li>
<li>I can salsa, pop and lock, hustle, ballroom, and break (but not as well). I’m not down with just grinding. </li>
<li>I sing all the time in my car or when I’m alone. All the time.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>i hate talking about myself. pride is one of my biggest weaknesses. i’m deathly afraid of coming off as bragging. when i meet new people they usually come back to me weeks or months later…“you didn’t tell me you were a model” and then i know an even more awkward moment is in store.</li>
<li>my older brother is in the military and i’m extremely proud of the respectful man he’s grown into.</li>
<li>i’m extremely independent. i love my parents, even when they forget they love me. sometimes i consider myself the adult of my house. i try to make sure my little brother sees the importance in education and i help him with his homework every night.</li>
<li>i’m extremely competetive. i’m usually competing with myself and i’m a huge perfectionist. i was severly OCD when i was a preteen. and i’m not talking the mainstream “omg im so ocd, i hate germs…and im so scared of needles” but i was into all the weird routine stuff. it tends to make its way back into my life when my mom is sick.</li>
<li>often strangers look at me and say “i could break her in half.” or “she needs a cheeseburger.” i enjoy turning around and flashing the sweetest smile you’ve never seen and watching their smirk fall apart.</li>
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<p>…these are too long…</p>