<p>“Attractive men are pretty similar. … They usually dont have to hide their intelligence like women”</p>
<p>Damn. To paraphrase John Lennon, I really do have to hide my brains away. </p>
<p>Me: Average looks (and I’m my own worst critic, so average is a “gross” exaggeration). Well-above-average intelligence. Biggest “asset”: my sense of humor. Seriously, why doesn’t IMDB have an entry for Dr. Megan Fox? Paris Hilton is what, National Honor Society? Sarah Palin the poster child for the League of Women Voters? No, and obviously because none of them had to suffer through college just to get a halfway decent job by the end, and it’s OK that they’re all stupid because they’re pretty (although Palin might not exactly have much of an excuse for anything, the sorry excuse that she is, doncha know).</p>
<p>IDK, I guess it depends on the career. I’m going to be an English major but not to be an English teacher or professor (because I can’t stand them – they kill books and that’s why kids would rather Facebook than read a book). English - creative writing, or just writing in general, including poetry, fiction, even the banality that is “new media” or blogging/Internet journalism (about as credible and intelligent as Fox News in any outlet). The Harry Potter author, J.K. Rowling, she’s not bad looking; nor is Stephenie Meyer (but slightly more attractive – maybe that’s her excuse for why she can write the sh-t that is Twilight and get away with Bella being a textbook Mary Sue). </p>
<p>I mean, how many authors/bloggers/journalists, by name, and you know, current, i.e. living today (and not much older now than when they were first published/premiered), would have made it in their field, especially the image-conscious YouTube-centric world we live in, if they weren’t even of average appearance? Semi-OT: in general, I’d like to know who other CCers find “pretty” or “handsome” in the writing/literary/journalistic field. See if you can name at least 2 “pretty” females; sorry about the gender bias, but Stephen King could sell more books with his dorky mug based solely on the quality of his writing (even if it were mediocre, but offered an engaging story) than, say, Eleanor Roosevelt ever could :-(</p>
<p><em>sigh</em> Maybe I’ll get a decent enough publishing job to pay for the full-body makeover.</p>
<p>As an aside, Kate Beckinsale and Catherine Zeta-Jones are both published poets but, I mean, come on, they’re Kate Beckinsale and Catherine Zeta-Jones. They’re not of this Earth. I could never be like Catherine Zeta because I look like an O-Mega Moo. ;-)</p>