<p>or I could write about how walls interest me more than essays. </p>
<p>the other day I rolled around my kitchen floor making pained noises due to college apps. My mom got mad at me.</p>
<p>Haha, you should wait until she isn't in the kitchen to roll around on the floor. I went to Costco Christmas eve and bought a massive box of truffles, and I've run through about half of them already. They're good. But my moms mad. Because she thinks I'm fat. I'm considering telling her I'm anorexic.</p>
<p>Tell her your bulemic. Then you can still eat them. And just make her think you're throwing them up. That sounds really awful upon re-reading it though. </p>
<p>I'm so glad I have Christmas break to re-edit my Penn essay and to DO this one. I do my best work at 3 AM,which doesnt really work during the school year, with my 6 AM wake up and all.</p>
<p>Hahaha, yeah, maybe we shouldn't be insensitive about disorders. Lol, I do my best work late at night, when my parents can't bug me about it. Lol, you have until the 31st, to be specific. Gosh, time flies when you're having fun. And, what's your opinion on dead baby jokes?</p>
<p>Well. Dead baby jokes do not belong in college essays. Although you may be able to work it in on UChi's essay..since I know they have a reputation for..quirkiness.</p>
<p>In all seriousness though, I chuckle at them though. Even thoughI'm not supposed to. Because I'm a girl. And girls shouldnt like those things. I also adore South Park.</p>
<p>Hahaha, I don't think they are quite Chi-town material either. And why aren't you supposed to chuckle at them? Guys don't have exclusive rights on being tasteless, you know, it just seems like it;) Have you heard the one about how do you get a baby into a bucket?</p>
<p>I'm sure I have and dont remember though. Dont post it. Because you know someone is going to click 'report offensive post'</p>
<p>True. I PMed it over your away. Gosh, this forum is crazy sometimes. You can't type boa****l.</p>
<p>My stomach churned. </p>
<p>Oh, and as for the nature of this forum, the whole 'no activities essay?!' thread made me laugh profusely.</p>
<p>this thread is great:)! I'm just glad that i'm not the only one who hasn't finisshed college essays yet.</p>
<p>Haha, I know. People got *<strong><em>y about jpps being *</em></strong>y</p>
<p>alright then - you will quickly learn that this forum is stuffed full over speedy overachievers. Those of us who like the thrill of the deadline, well, we gotta stick together. And make possibly the most amusing thread on this website.</p>
<p>Haha, we're the only ones who'll admit it. No one's finished yet.</p>
<p>You think this forum is bad, look at MIT's. Someone asked about hooks, and this guy Brian McDermott comes in and says he built a hot fusion reactor in his basement. It was a very F U moment.</p>
<p>who was the guy in south africa who was jailed for about forever and then became their president? also, would you consider him an 'intellect'?</p>
<p>p.s. I'm tempted to post in the MIT Forum that my hook is looking good in a bikini.</p>
<p>Hahaha, you mean Nelson Mandela? And an intellect? Or an intellectual? He's an intellectual. And you might try being a bit more reverent in the essay. He only ended apartheid after all:p</p>
<p>Oooh, let's start a Hook thread in a bunch of forums.</p>
<p>His name was on the tip of my tongue! I kept wanting to say Koffi Anon (pardon my spelling) Because the UN is quite easy to confuse with South Africa.</p>
<p>But the short answer is 'Who do I believe to be the greatest intellect of our times' Nelson Mandella comes to mind, but is he really an intellect?</p>
<p>lol, I will follow you. Because i'm down with sectional forum warfare.</p>
<p>Hmmm, no. He's more of a visionary. You can make a case for him, but I don't think he's an intellect. And I started a Whats your hook? thread in the Penn forum.</p>