Prospective Yalies Club

<p>I would totally save you. It’d be like John Tucker Must Die.</p>

<p>Please do. I am so weak, yet so beautiful.
LOL!
Hookem would distort my face and break all my bones.
I would haunt the library if I die!</p>

<p>I can see it now. “Yale student Hookem beat his roommate in a fit of rage. The victim, Bulldog told us ‘I had no idea that would happen. I only got to track 2 of Kenny Chesney’s Greatest Hits and he turned into a madman’. Hookem hasn’t been seen since the attack.”</p>

<p>I know very little about football… but my IB History teacher is freakin’ obsessed with ManU. Works out well for us when they win. Not so much when they lose and he’s grading our tests haha.</p>

<p>Wow, I am apparently a very violent person!</p>

<p>I would never do such things. Maybe just verbal abuse ;)</p>

<p>Hmm. I think you would be violent. Anyways, verbal abuse is even worse.
jp
W (for tungsten) I think your history teacher would be very angry
Man U fans hate Liverpool. It is like the Yankees vs. the diamond backs or something
Two good teams, but one just has more names. </p>

<p>LOL, “good teams” with a good laugh at Liverpool.
Lol@ “Hookem hasn’t been seen since the attack.”</p>

<p>It’s true. He’d do a runner because he knows if he does anything to you I’ll come and beat his sorry ass. For a well spoken white British girl, I’m surprisingly ghetto.</p>

<p>Great! I think I would be very safe at Yale with you there.
His ass would really be sorry, lol.</p>

<p>Name: The Deviously Devious One
Gender: Female
Location: DE
Applying for class of: 2013
Possible majors: Engineering
Favourite movie: October Sky
Favourite food: Whipped Cream… :wink:
Favourite past time: Sailing or Reading or Tennis or Camping or Hiking or Playing silly neighborhood games like Capture the Flag
Mac or PC: PC to run all my nerdy engineering programs
I’m going to Starbucks, what would you like?: I wish I could say some super-sophisticated drink, but truly, I’m most likely in Starbucks because I need to use the restroom…
What will you be doing 10 years from now?: Omg, where’s my magic ape ball? Shoot, I think I let the Psychic on 4th street borrow it…
Tell me something you love: I love Gummy Worms. I love nerdy science jokes. But my friend told me mathematical puns are a sine of madness.
Tell me something you hate: I hate arguments and alarm clocks and starlings.
An interesting fact about you: I love playing ridiculous chess matches in which I comment on my every move and how its just one step to my overall plan for world domination. Overall, I’m kinda a goofy person. But, still, I like to think very intelligent. IN FACT, 6AbC is going to put me on Tv I’m such a rare breed of person. We’re talking unicorn here.</p>

<p>^ You are… rather interesting. I would like to know more about you.</p>

<p>hahaha about whipped cream ;);)</p>

<p>Ah FloatingSaturn, I’d totally play you in a match of chess. I’ve recently become very addicted to chess - it’s sort of helped me cope with anxiously awaiting college decisions…though it really isn’t very good for my health cuz it helps me freak out more. My counselor says I should take up yoga to deal with my stress…instead, I play chess.</p>

<p>“But my friend told me mathematical puns are a sine of madness.”</p>

<p>I’m such a dweeb to find that funny but I do.</p>

<p>Just wanted to wish all of you the best of luck in admissions. And just remember that no matter what, you’re all awesome.</p>

<p>So, to… ysbera, IndiaRubber, ontheradio, Dbate, blanche2negru, _Silence, NorthernLights91, natalia6228, collegehopefull, basketballbabe13, dogdoc, juliet capulet, FloatingSaturn, my dearest bluewhitebulldog and hookem168 and of course the delectable Mal77… </p>

<p>here’s to you <em>raises glass</em></p>

<p>Name: Bob
Gender: Male
Location: Wilmington, DE
Applying for class of: '13, baby
Possible majors: English
Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction
Favourite food: Mac ‘n’ Cheese
Favourite past time: Night-driving, singing loudly and out of key to one-hit wonders
Mac or PC: PC
I’m going to Starbucks, what would you like?: Mocha
What will you be doing 10 years from now?: Tempting censors with a typewriter and a fifth of Jack’s
Tell me something you love: Cologne
Tell me something you hate: Tough decisions
An interesting fact about you: Huh. I’m going to two-dozen concerts this summer.</p>