<p>I just got a call from President Levin.</p>
<p>The Eli account system server got coffee spilled all over it! Instead they are sending out e-mails for rejected applicants, and mail for accepted students.</p>
<p>The rejection e-mail will read:</p>
<p>Subject: Your application to Yale</p>
<p>Message: </p>
<p>Congratulations! It is with great honor and pride that I may inform you with the following information. You are rejected.</p>
<p>Love Yale</p>
<p>XXOO
Handsome Dan</p>