[URGENT] Update!

<p>I just got a call from President Levin.</p>

<p>The Eli account system server got coffee spilled all over it! Instead they are sending out e-mails for rejected applicants, and mail for accepted students.</p>

<p>The rejection e-mail will read:</p>

<p>Subject: Your application to Yale</p>

<p>Message: </p>

<p>Congratulations! It is with great honor and pride that I may inform you with the following information. You are rejected.</p>

<p>Love Yale</p>

<p>XXOO
Handsome Dan</p>

<p>I just died.</p>

<p>hahaha I’m so going to be laughing my head off as I get rejected</p>

<p>The only thing that would have made that better is if it was one of your bottles of Ginger Yale that got spilled. I’m pretty sure if that happened you’d be one of the ones getting the rejection email. FALE.</p>

<p>LOL. Thanks for relieving the tension.</p>

<p>Mal, are you in?
I feel lonely!</p>