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<p>Really? That’s where you’re going to college?</p>

<p>OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD</p>

<p>possibly</p>

<p>Damn it, I was about to go out to eat. This is going to **** up my plans for tonight. No way I can leave now</p>

<p>Looks like my procrastination plans have been postponed.</p>

<p>The news broke on this thread.</p>

<p>EPIC THREAD GETS EvEN MORE EPIC!!!</p>

<p>The water broke on this thread.</p>

<p>That was a great speech.</p>

<p>Now ■■■■ of Afghanistan.</p>

<p>10yrs ago we went to war. I hope he stays true to his word and remove our troops from the area.</p>

<p>[Google</a> Trends: May 1, 2011](<a href=“Google Trends”>Google Trends)</p>

<p>BREAKING: Obama’s reelection confirmed.</p>

<p>Woo, illegal fireworks!</p>

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<p>Saw that earlier. It’s great.</p>

<p>[Osama</a> bin Laden is dead - reaction | World news | guardian.co.uk](<a href=“http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/may/02/osama-bin-laden-dead-live]Osama”>Osama bin Laden is dead - reaction | US news | theguardian.com)</p>

<p>Interesting stuff here</p>

<p>I feel like there’s something better they could do than just a burial at sea.</p>

<p>Until I see a body its all fake. Just a way to shut the republicans and get Obama re-elected again. That’s my radical theory.</p>

<p>^They shoulda just cremated the body, throwing him at sea doesn’t seem like a great idea.</p>

<p>Jerry and I are really good at special effects, you’ll totally believe the “body” when you see it.</p>

<p>^You’re the 500th post.</p>