Random sexual jokes in my essays. Should I keep these?

College Essays
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<p>While they made love, well like my friend and patient Will Smith, I made love too, but “I did it much harder.”</p>

<p>Paige smiled back at me, a smile that would straighten up even the most problematic of men</p>

<p>But no, all I have to show for it is this liquid mess…I have to get a better box of pens.</p>

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<p>No, those jokes are not appropriate for college applications nor for College Confidential.</p>