<p>I'm not going to write about an asexual cucumber in my essay or anything. I was just wondering if I could have a double entendre to lighten things up. Would the admissions not appreciate it?</p>
<p>Are you kidding?! Why take the chance? I don't think it would be a good idea.</p>
<p>You'll sound immature, thoughtless and like someone they would reject.</p>
<p>I can think of very few things more foolish than putting a dirty joke in your essay.</p>
<p>they'll think why don't you have any other thigns to say about.</p>