<p>April Mom 04: It's too bad that with all your acquired sophistication you were unable to grasp that this thread CELEBRATES regional differences. No need to put down your midwestern relatives for their provincial quirks--240 posts here show that we ALL have them...from New York City to New York Mills, MN. Since you were born and raised here, you surely remember that just about the worst sin you can commit is announcing your superiority over the folks at home. Tsk!</p>
<p>Without further ado, weighing in from the upper, UPPER Midwest:</p>
<p>The True Minnesotan:</p>
<p>Always puts his cart back in the cart corral, always has change for every Salvation Army Bucket, and never butts in line.</p>
<p>Has been to a meat raffle.</p>
<p>Knows that the Norwegians eat their lefse with butter and sugar, and the Finns eat theirs with meatballs. ( You betcha it's homemade.)</p>
<p>It's not the temperature, it's the windchill. In fact, schools close because of the windchill.</p>
<p>A child born during the duck or fishing opener is never allowed to forget it.</p>
<p>Is prepared to discuss the relative merits of fatheads vs. shiners.</p>
<p>Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweetcorn. (paraphrasing Garrison Keillor)</p>
<p>You can put a complete meal on the table which consists entirely of foods you have grown or caught or hunted. That feels good.</p>
<p>Just about every Lutheran Church puts on a lutefisk dinner...and it sells out. Since no one under the age of 70 eats lutefisk, no one can figure out where all these people are coming from...scary, isn't it?</p>
<p>You, and everyone else you know, is carping about global warming. We never get our favorite thing anymore...70 inches of snow. : (</p>
<p>Half the people in any club went to St. Olaf together. ( Um Ya Ya!)</p>
<p>Even after a long cold winter, you would never consider going on vacation during the State High School Hockey Tournament. If you are not at the Ex, you are watching on TV. If you can't watch TV, the radio is on. (And even if you live in The Cities, you secretly root for a team from The Range.)</p>
<p>You are boycotting Stub and Herb's until they take the Clem Haskins sandwich off the menu. Idiots!!</p>
<p>You spend every summer weekend "up north" at the cabin.</p>
<p>In the movie "Fargo" you knew it was a woodchipper waaay before they showed it. Woodchippers and chainsaws...musical memories of childhood.</p>
<p>You hate showoffs. In some parts of the state, showing off includes getting new carpeting.</p>
<p>Come out and see us!</p>