<p>What should I say to get votes to become vice president of the science honors society? Any help is appreciated. I have to give a speech tomorrow.</p>
<p>I don't want it to sound too corny, generic, and insincere.</p>
<p>sacrifice many cows. Then relate it to your experiences as a homeless child growing up in a box. </p>
<p>Or you can list your credentials and give it to them blunt. But really, it's a popularity contest.</p>
<p>Bring all your non-member friends and get them to vote for you.</p>
<p>Unless your club has a constitution :D</p>
<p>Oh, and be funny. Promise the club free food. Whatever you do, don't rip your speech off the Internet.</p>
<p>How would I promise free food? There is around 60 people. I don't want to seem desperate. We already fundraise by selling pizza after school.</p>
<p>I don't have any credentials as far as leadership positions go. All I can promise really is that I stick to my commitments (which I really do). Currently, there are 2 co-vice-presidents. One of them doesn't even come to school except maybe 20 times in the whole YEAR.</p>
<p>I don't want to make false promises and then have people end up hating me. The only thing I can think of right now is to promise to send e-mails ahead of time if needed and respond.</p>
<p>I know I can get a few people to vote for me unless somebody more popular runs (which I am not sure of).</p>
<p>I'll start thinking of something funny and original now.</p>
<p>You don't actually give out free food, silly. :p
You're supposed to promise it and not follow through.
It's not like anyone ever remembers what people say in speeches anyway. :D They're not real promises, just devices to help get you elected. Do you remember what other people say in their speeches?</p>
<p>...but if you really wanted to do it, candy counts as free food, right? Publix sells those huge bags of candy for like $5 and you can reuse them every meeting (depending on how healthy your club is).</p>
<p>haha. I wrote an entire paragraph about how to campaign, not how to give a speech.</p>
<p>Bump......</p>
<p>Bring a bunch of candy, and be funny.</p>
<p>sweet corn. Come on, you know what to do with it.</p>