<p>As the October SAT is approaching, I am starting to develop weird psychological disorders. I have the following symptoms:
-unprecedented penchant towards random, whimsical discussions in CC forums
-predispostion of correcting others' grammatical errors
-proclivity of making up SAT questions for any written article
-predilection for using SAT-words whenever applicable</p>
<p>Is there any way to remedy this disorder? I am in urgent need of help. Thanks.</p>
<p>Argh. I cannot resist my natural impulse that forces me to correct those un-grammatical sentences.</p>
<p>None of the cabbages was green.</p>
<p>This piece <of banana=“” bread=“”> has less calories than that piece <of cake=“”>.
The phrase that is enclosed in a set of <> is a prepositional phrase.</of></of></p>
<p>It was he whom I smacked in the face with a large zucchini.</p>
<p>no, you not, you are wrong. And your “refreshed” is twice wrong.
You said that those “real” essay got 12 points? Baffling and prattling!</p>
<p>It’s combinated from internet resourses, like about Heroes- part is copy-past from Heroism: Why Heroes are Important
by Scott LaBarge from santa clara university. hahhahahaha that’s it!</p>
<p>So…A prolix proclamation of a preparational potboiler proposed by a panjandrum who must perforce propitiate his plangent propulsion. </p>
<p>“Perhaps as (A a consequence of) warfare (b that erupted) when natural resources became scarce, many of Easter Island’s large stone statues, called Moai, (C have been toppled) by the islanders (D themselves) three centuries ago.”</p>
<p>^^What are you saying?
^I am pretty sure that my answers are correct. Please refrain yourself from being arrogant. And please remember that you are the biggest ■■■■■ in CC. Also, that was an essay collected from a user named 8parks11. Yes, my motives to use that essay on the test day is questionable, but I don’t see why you are blaming ME, who is not the author of that essay, for plagiarism.</p>