Dear Father Unit,
You are such a self-absorbed butt hole. You & my mother were married for 39 1/2 years. Itâs been 12 years since Mom died of cancer. 3 months later, you were dating her friend, and 1 year to the day after her death, you married that woman.
I didnât know it was possible, but you found someone as self-absorbed and toxic as you are.
The fact that you perpetuate this ridiculous revisionist history is disrespectful to my mother, and to my sister and I. I mean, Replacement Wife actually had the nerve to say to your OWN DAUGHTER, âI never got to live in a new house, but your mother got 3.â This narrative youâre telling about how you learned your âsocial gracesâ from Boy Scouts and from Replacement Wife? Clearly, youâve forgotten the 39 1/2 years of constant âsocial gracesâ coaching that my mother did with youâŠand I was present for an awful lot of that. I saw it for myself with my own eyes.
Itâs been 8 years since youâve seen my kids. 8 years. My sister called you on it when she visited you these past couple of days. Youâre clearly frustrated by that, so what do you do?
You decide to snark at me about it in a text message. And you passive-aggressively ask why I havenât been to your house in 12 years. Iâm doing you a favor by not responding to that. But IF I were to respond, Iâd give you these reasons:
- DH & I have been working our rear ends off making ends meet & raising our kids.
- For part of that time, I was a contract worker and didnât have any paid time off. Donât work = donât get paid.
- Once I DID get a full time employee job, it took forever to save up enough PTO to do ANYTHING.
- Also during that time, DH was climbing the job ladder in order to improve his career, improve his salary, improve his skill set, etc. Move to a different company = start over with paid time off.
- We couldnât afford the plane tickets.
- We asked if youâd be willing to gift us plane tickets. You said not only no, but âNo way. Not ever.â Ok, then weâre not coming. We simply couldnât afford it.
- You made it clear after Mom died that you wanted nothing to do with us. You never asked how I was doing, you only wanted to talk about yourself.
- You even shipped your & Momâs entire lifetime of mementos to my house. You mailed back to me the baby pictures Iâd given you & Mom when my kids were born. The message was clearâŠyou were erasing us from your lives.
- Your wife is a total you-know-what.
- You are a total you-know-what.
- Even with what little disposable we DID have and what little PTO we DID have, why would we fly cross-country to spend time with people who didnât like us, didnât want to be with us, and werenât interested in actually spending time with us?
My kids are wonderful, amazing people. Theyâre smart, funny, perceptive, curious, loving, accepting, non-judgmental individuals. Youâve missed out on a major chunk of their childhood. You could have chosen to be involved. I invited you many times. Every time, you had excuses. One time, you promised that youâd meet up with us at the San Diego Zoo because we were all going to be in that area at the same timeâŠyou never showed up, you didnât return my calls, you never apologized.
Guess what? My kids remember that. They remember that Grandpa never showed up, that he broke a promise. They, too, think that you are a huge you-know-what.
It is only by the grace of God that I invited you and Replacement Wife to ODDâs HS graduation. And thank you, Jesus, that your wife doesnât feel welcome enough to come. Iâm relieved. She is like toxic soup.
So now you send this messed up text message which is your attempt to apologize for not coming to visit us for 8 yearsâŠbut you screw up the apology attempt by essentially saying, âI know I messed up, but you messed up more, so how come you didnât come to kiss the ring?â
Iâm done with playing your Boomer games and trying to win Boomer prizes. Iâm not answering your text message. Youâre now officially in time out. If you want to actually talk about it, dial the phone and actually call me.
I am not ever going to your house ever again. Iâm not even going to attend your funeral, ok? With the way youâve acted over the past 12 years, youâre lucky that I even communicate with you at all.
I have worked hard with my kids to try to break the cycle of passive-aggressive communication that my family of origin perpetuated. And you know what, Dad? Iâm happy to report that I have succeeded at that. My kids do not respond to passive-aggressive nonsense from people. Nor do they internalize it or assume that they did something wrongâŠnowadays, their FIRST instinct is to think, âHuh, what is wrong with that person that theyâre acting so manipulative like that?â And then they are wary of that person.
You & Replacement Wife are like those orcs in the Lord of the RingsâŠfestering in the dark deep crevices of Sauronâs lair, seeking to wreak havoc among anyone who has any joy or happiness in their lives. Iâm glad that the 2 of you are going to counseling, but clearly, none of it is workingâŠnor will it ever, because that would mean youâd have to admit that youâve made mistakes.
I have a great family. But you are really not in it anymore. And that is entirely your doing.
OhâŠand one more thingâŠbefore you come to ODDâs HS graduation, I WILL be setting boundaries w/you over the phoneâŠthere will be 1 rule: Donât trash talk my Mom. If you canât follow that rule, then donât come. You break that rule, then Iâm kicking you out. This event will be about my daughter, itâs not going to be about you. And you know what else? Mom will be there in spirit, so she will hear everything you say about her. She knows that youâve been lying about her all this time. So go and crawl back into Sauronâs caves.