I find myself wishing that Lysol had the kind of clever and philosophical twitter feed that Steakumm and Moonpie does.
I find myself wishing that reporters would get their facts straight.
Thank you so much for the suggestions about how my child should prep for the August SAT. You know nothing about him or why standardized tests are a challenge but Iām sure your detailed plan for him will be the solution weāve been looking for since third grade. serenity now
note to self: not every misstatement needs a response.
And not everyone understands science.
What an ungrateful person. Your glass isnāt half empty, itās empty because you refuse to see the positive in anything
I hope @skieurope is OK. 
The words āsuitcaseā and ābriefcaseā are backward and should be switched. Thatās because people walking around with important papers are always wearing suits, so the cases theyāre carrying should be called suitcases. And when you pack for an out of town trip, you put your underwear (or briefs) in that case, so that case should be called a briefcase.
Others might see it differently, but someone very dear to me feels strongly about it, and who am I to disagree?
Well then, whatās a better reply to a pandemic than to adopt a new puppy of a very large breed when your entire yard is pavement ?
If youāre going to keep everything locked down until thereās a vaccine you might as well get ready for a mass rebellion. Itās time to ease some things a little.
Can go fishing but only for sustenanceā¦
Can go in a kayak but not a sailboatā¦
Can hike but not ride a horseā¦
Can buy other items but not seedsā¦
Can walk down the street but not on the beachā¦
People can do things while wearing masks and social distancing. Itās going to have to happen sooner rather than later.
Your sense of entitlement is huge. Poor you. Ranting about your āmisfortuneā to anyone who will listen - during a global pandemic when people are dying! - only makes you look utterly selfish and completely out of touch. You really are not as special as you think you are. No one is. Youāre in for a rude awakening.
Starting more threads with the same general question is not going to suddenly yield different responses. Sorry you donāt like the answers you are getting, but itās time to face reality.
I know shopping is stressful right now, but I wrote Baking Powder, not Baking Soda.
So done. All you do is read Facebook, do jigsaw puzzles on your phone, watch Hallmark Channel, or read āromanceā novels. IāM RIGHT HERE!
Iāve talked to you about this. Nothing changes. Iām tired of bending over backwards for affection. Itās humiliating! How would you like it if while you were buried in your phone I put on p*rn in front of you and then just ignored you totally?
Iām not making the effort any more. Iām done. Letās see if you notice.
This is not the time for sarcasm.
Finally - a gorgeous weather day today!
The āignoreā feature of CC is very underutilized.
I think the single biggest piece of advice I would like to give to my Facebook friends is āSTAY THE HECK AWAY FROM WALMART!ā And if you go back there after ranting about it the first time, youāre an idiot.
Dear Mother-in-law:
Stop. Just stop. The choices you are making during this time are making me seriously question your judgment. You are behaving like a rebellious teen.
My 88 year old father is in the hospital and does have COVID. I finally spoke with a doctor. He is doing well, they are just giving him oxygen and pain meds (he has a low fever on and off). He sounds good (was complaining about the food), but a little out of it.
No, there was never an issue with sticking to college subjects - donāt make things up to seek affirmation.