I need to stop myself from typing the text I really want to send him.
Today, I attended the FB live wedding of a wonderful young woman who I met on cc more than 10 years ago but whoāve Iāve never met in real life and bawled like a baby. Love means all, yāall.
Dear Siblings, please have the āYou need to stop drivingā talk with our parents. They know how I feel about this, we have talked about it just recently. You both decided on a surprise visit for Momās birthday this weekend so while you are there please let them know how you feel. Yes, this is a difficult conversation but please donāt wimp out. Itās time.
My state is split today- one big football team was victorious and one lost in 4 overtimes.
OMG! Funniest thing Iāve read all day - Superdope!
SNLās Weekend Update was the best one in ages.
Poor man wants to be rich
Rich man wants to be King
The King aināt satisfied til he rules everything
That was the first funny SNL opening monologue in years.
Iām struggling to believe that wasnāt deliberate signalling you arenāt an ally.
We reap what we sow. Every single one of us.
Rafaās win was the juice I needed for the weekend! Always an admirer - bravo!
Thanks to Costco Visa - They came through and are paying the over $300 charge to fix my ipad. I only had it 13 months, and it is/was in pristine condition, but just stopped working.
Glad you made it off the roof in one piece.
Please universe let them get a full price offer on their house in the next few days.
Ugh, itās kind of scary to get a note in your mailbox from your new paper delivery guy and realize itās someone you know from church. Why is he having to deliver newspapers?? Heās not a kid, heās probably almost as old as I am. 
Why do I torture myself every week thinking that you will play well, only to watch you lose again?
Am I the only one who feels a moment of stress just reading āStocking Stuffersā? Canāt deal with that right now in the middle of October. 
Why oh why are you celebrating your elderly, ill parents, going to a football game? OMG! Weāre in the middle of a pandemic! They are in the very very highest risk group. I really need to get off FB otherwise Iām going to think half my friends are idiots.
Insert righteous indignation here.
Details too complicated to post.
Goodbye Coach and GM. Maybe the team can now win a game?
Parenting is just basically still teaching your son to aim for the Cheerios while you potty trained him. 18 years later and he still seems piss all over things, metaphorically (if literally thatās his problem, I donāt clean his bathroom).