<p>Stop feeling sorry for him. He brought this on himself.</p>
<p>You had to start your teen rebellion NOW???</p>
<p>Hey, thanks for helping me get the car home. I do appreciate that. It is one less worry while B is in the hospital. I just wish that you still cared for me. What happened? We got along great as kids and young adults, I donât know how we got to this point. Why does your wife like me so much more than you do? It just breaks my heart.</p>
<p>I promise myself not to nag you about the college Apps, but they are due soon and all you have done is the common App essay.
You want to know why I did not let you apply ED, let me tell you a few of the reasons!
1- you donât have an interest in any college.
2- you donât even know all the colleges that are on your list. There are only 10 BTW.
3-Your criteria for applying to a college are : 1- Are the girls good looking?
2- How is the food?
I wonder at times how a 17 year old can be so bored with everything. In fairness, I have to say you do come alive, when itâs time for you to hang out on Fridays.
You did not tell us that you are a NMS semi finalist until the school told us. You didnât think it was important.
H canât have a normal conversation now, without mentioning your lack of participation in the college process. Now every time we go out, he has to promise me not to mention you because, H who as you know, is usually not talkative, can go on and on about you into eternity. While all I want to do is to enjoy his company.
The only reason why I think you may change itâs because your brother was the same way, until he got into college.
Maybe itâs a Y chromosome thing?</p>
<p>You donât like shrimp. You donât eat shrimp. Why are your clawing at my legs trying to climb up on the table and sniff my plate? Scram! Shoo! Go away!</p>
<p>How hard is it write a program to calculate weighted GPAs correctly? Hire me - I can do it!!</p>
<p>an answer of " no " would be much kinder and professional than to just leave us hanging. One would expect such behavior from someone very young , but arenât you a mature woman</p>
<p>Critical reading is a good thing. You might want to look into it.</p>
<p>Sweetie-pie,
You did it. Got them all done and submitted! Now sit back and enjoy the rest of your senior year. Whatever happens, happens. You have a great future ahead of you no matter what happens. Are you excited? I know I am! love and kisses</p>
<p>It was nice to see you yesterday - itâs been ages and I was looking forward to catching up on your life and the lives of your kids. I was flummoxed though that you felt you had to tell me about the enormous salary your son is making just a few years out of college. Does this competition never end? Really, how tacky.</p>
<p>Okay, I feel better nowâŠwere your ears ringing ?</p>
<p>I really enjoy working with you when your doofus partner isnât with you. He brings out the worst in you and causes you to lose respect, because you choose to associate yourself with him. Just come by yourself if you really want to get things done next time.</p>
<p>You can lick your empty dishes, fellas. You can look as cute as you want, but you are not getting any more kibble. The vet says you are waaay too heavy. The âCountry Buffetâ that has been providing the endless supply of your favorite cat chow has closed its doors for you.</p>
<p>Yeah, I know - all Dells look gray in the dark. But they are visibly different in size!!! Didnât you notice that?</p>
<p>Hard to believe itâs over. And I really liked you. Ah well, I misunderstand you,
you misunderstand me. Try to be generous when (if?) you think of me.</p>
<p>Bad, stupid hunters, trespassing on our property at night with your very loud dogs. For all you know we have guns in our home (we donât) and would be willing to shoot you for trespassing. The no hunting/trespassing signs are posted for a reason. If I thought there were a chance in the world the police would find you in the woods I would call them now.</p>
<p>Now that your meds have kicked inâŠcare to REALLY apologize?</p>
<p>Dear Neighbors, Iâve lived her for 8 years very peacefully. Now I canât even walk out to get the mail, talk to the parents of DSâs friend when they drop him off, bring in groceries, or just step out to look at the stars without your animals going nuts the instant I step outside. BTWâitâs going to be pretty cold tonight. Should they really be outside running around???</p>
<p>To a (supposedly) best friend - </p>
<p>Please please PLEASE get over yourself. No offense, but you do NOT have the stats to get into the ivies, yet youâre applying to three so you can **** off your parents. They canât pay to send you to a top school, exspecially some of the expensive ivies and NY colleges youâre applying to, (which btw, since youâre OOS, it WILL cost more, obviously) and stop thinking you can prove to everyone youâre not dumb by wasting their money applying to schools you canât get into or afford. Youâre my best friend, and I love you dearly, but youâre getting more and more insane concerning this whole college process, (i.e. saying that iâm perfect and have the perfect life, screaming about your below 3.0 gpa and bad test scores in the hallway, and then going around and saying how youâre going to apply to the ivies because your cousin went there, etc.) Youâre not the same person I knew back in middle school anymore, because youâve set unreaslitic expetations (UPenn, Cornell, NYU, Dartmouth), and I can tell that you donât really know what youâre doing, and youâve spent have of your time being jealous of me and my achievements. </p>
<p>Youâre needy, clingy, jealous, and youâre sucking the life out of me. Youâre not stupid, and iâm sorry your mom compares you to me, but I canât be your crutch. Leave that to your boyfriend. Youâve been trying to tear me away from my other friends, and get irrationally angry when I talk to anyone else I want to, youâve hated all of the boys iâve liked, and tried to sabotage ALL of my relationships. Youâre absolutely POISIONOUS. When we go off to college, or if either of us go off to college, iâm deleting your number out of my phone. Just because I donât think you could take it, I wonât end our friendship till the end of the year. But after that, weâre through. Being friends w/you is like being in a bad relationships. Sometimes you have to get up and go.</p>
<p>P.S. I love this thread!</p>
<p>Iâve wanted to tell you this for two years:</p>
<p>HEY, URBAN - </p>
<p>The Five-Wide doesnât work. Stop using it. I groan every time I see you line up our offense to run this play. Good Lord man, how many times does it have to fail before you figure out it doesnât work? Defenses get to our QB too quickly for any receivers to get downfield. Thatâs why he has to run or toss the ball away. Why do you think heâs got all those rushing yards? The defenses we play against are fast, smart, and brutal. They know not to cover all the receivers because if they load up the line they can get to the QB before he can throw it. Our O Line is small and some are freshmen. They need all the help they can get. Pull in one of those receivers to block. Look, Iâve got a Ph.D. in a field other than sports, but even I know - THE FIVE-WIDE DOESNâT WORK.</p>