<p>Why did you betray me? I thought I was suppose to be the healthy one. All along I watched and struggled with my weight, exercized, gave up smoking years ago, took vitamins, minerals, helped take care of others in there time of need, really put myself out there. Now, I needed a break from everything and look what happens.</p>
<p>How could you all forget my birthday?</p>
<p>Would you please just retire? Youâre already retired in place. Lead or get out of the way.</p>
<p>You once again refused to host the big holiday party because your house is always under constuction and now you invite 60 people to your childs 1st birthday party. Did all the construction somehow get completed in the past month.</p>
<p>Please stop telling me how youâre not getting anything out of this. You are not putting anything in to it. Make an effort, even a small one, I promise it will come back to you ten fold. Your self centeredness has become exhausting. Appreciate just a fraction of what is being done for you and run with it.</p>
<p>uh-oh was looking at orientation session dates and just got the first wave of âholy crap Iâm sending my baby hundreds of miles away!â
This is going to be MUCH harder than I thought. Keep telling myself itâs not all about me, itâs about him⊠DamnâŠ</p>
<p>Youâve had the application for three weeks, and you just now acknowledge that you received it? How long is it going to take to get a decision out of you people?</p>
<p>Why am I always the sympathetic ear and interesting conversationalist when you want someone to talk to, but when you donât need someone to talk to, you forget about me? Itâs never going to be a two-way street.</p>
<p>Stop saying that every freaking person who dies âwill be missedâ. Itâs bad enough to eulogize someone with a cliche; the passive voice makes it even worse. You may as well say, âBob will be missed. Would someone pass the chips? Whatâs on Animal Planet?â For Godâs sake, if youâre going to miss him so much, take a moment to think of something original to say. Otherwise just shut up.</p>
<p>Iâm stunned. Sad beyond words. Three students last year and now a professor. Why are so many good people taking their own lives in such a small community?</p>
<p>Were you always bragging to me about your sonâs athletic success in order to forget that he was a dirty ballplayer, a poor sport, and never a team player?</p>
<p>Are you still hovering over your child off at college like you used to do when he was still a boy?</p>
<p>Grow Up!!!</p>
<p>It is great that you want to make dinner. But it isnât relaxing for me if you have to call me down every 5 minutes to tell you what to do.</p>
<p>So you removed the dictionary from the school because one parent doesnât like a word their kid âfoundâ in it. I donât think the picture dictionary is going to help the advanced students. You already have < 50% going on to college and about 80% of that group are at community college.</p>
<p>I hate you 7th grade science teacher. I hate you for not giving me a chance and grading my papers unfairly because I was a hip-hop dancer. I hate you for accusing me of plagiarizing my paper because it sounded âtoo smartâ for a dancer.</p>
<p>What do I have to do here, stage an intervention? Some introspection and consultation would do you (and all of us) a world of good.</p>
<p>You sent us 5 envelopes and a bunch of forms reminding D to pay estimated taxes for the next year - what a waste of the taxpayer money! Tough luck, since D went to college, there isnât a single stock in her portfolio and no capital gains from stock trades. Youâd be lucky to get a handful of pennies off of the measly interest her tuition cash has earned last year!</p>
<p>Why do you have to hijack every single conversation in this office? Why canât it be about me ( or anyone else?) for once? I have never met anyone who can find so much to say about so little, and who can say it so often! Just shut the hell up once in a while, OK?</p>
<p>Oh little nail, why did you have to pick my tire to puncture? Why couldnât you just roll into that nice storm sewer?</p>
<p>So apparently you were angry that I left my small recycling container out overnightâŠenough so that you went to great lengths to kick it several times while your dogs relieved themselves on my lawnâŠall three of them. You seemed satisfied once it rested in the middle of my driveway ( in what appears to be be in the path of my car ) Now, I am afraid that I choose to keep it out there all weekâŠbut now there is 40 lbs of iron to hold it in place. SoâŠkick it now nutcase and see how it movesâŠNext comes the decorative toilet that all the other neighbors want me to place out there since you take such delight in making your neighbors so unhappy with all of the nonsense you pull.</p>