Say it here cause you can't say it directly- the get it off your chest thread (Part 1)

There is an email that I would normally reply to. Politely. But this time I’m debating between complete non-response or replying with “rockets red glare”. I’m sure the former would be the better choice, but the second is so tempting. Your idea of a “partnership” is a one-way superhighway.

1). Seriously, no one cares

2). Just shut up

  1. why are there so many idiots here?

Please get it --it is a frigging head cold.
You are so annoying.
And YES! I told you to stop the statin a few weeks ago–so now you do not know if
your exhaustion is from the statin or the head cold.

I can’t believe you did this to me, and I can’t believe you let it happen. I don’t know who’s more to blame: you or me.

The new CC logo is absolutely butt-ugly. Would be nice to know whodunnit- this is a graphic designer I would never hire or recommmend to my clients.

I’m taking a small business course on marketing. The terrific instructor clearly states…your logo needs to not involve any guess work. This one does.

Also, on my iPad, the logo is at the top center…but the test “College Confidential” isn’t…why is that? Is the site name supposed to be some secret? It should be front and center.

I’m guessing the idea is that it is a target for graduation…but really…it’s pretty bad.

Come on, someone please make an offer and make it a good one! The stress is awful.

We have a problem if Guns and Roses full blast can’t tune our your carrot crunching

I should feel thankful that I can afford the help, but instead my 24/7 headache since the crash is making me want to toss you and your country music blaring phone out the door. Every time you bang the vacuum cleaner into something I flinch. After this I will live with the dust bunnies until I can remove them myself.

I should not have to get back online tonight after dinner to get ready for the 8am. I am retiring next month; It is your responsibility to get ready for the meeting with the director. Time for you to get more efficient.

When will I get a job offer that isn’t a huge decrease in pay for a lot more responsibility? This is getting crazy. Five job offers in two months and not one of them is paying even my low end figure. And why waste my time with second interviews when you asked for a salary range, I provided it with my application, and you aren’t even coming close? You get what you pay for and when we’re talking social services its not a great idea to low ball.

You announced your divorce; you’ve asked your kids to take sides; you’ve demanded other extended family takes sides. You continue to drink to excess. You have sent the meanest texts and made just horrible phone calls to this young man that is your son. You have threatened, you have cajoled. You have gotten more than a dozen people to cancel their RSVP. You have caused three reprints of the table assignments. You are refusing to attend the wedding. You have demonized my D and ‘identified’ her as one of the reasons your life is falling apart. You have tried your absolute hardest ( and that’s pretty hard because you’ve been practicing this behavior for decades) to get them to cancel/postpone their wedding.

Guess what dear bat crap crazy future MIL of my D’s…they are still having their wedding. And, while you may have been the regretful topic of conversation that dominated their lives for the last four weeks, you have been relegated to the ‘no longer need contact’ category. We’ve filled those empty seats with people who love and cherish this young couple. It will be a great day and a great event.

Really, in the end, the only one who loses is you. This doesn’t seem to be your rock bottom yet…may you hit it soon so you can turn your life around.

You just can’t make up this level of a crazy story. I’ve heard about true narcissists, now I have met the definitions poster child.

The planets appear to be aligning for you, my dear son. My heart is full, and I rejoice in the happiness in your voice. You so deserve every bit of this. Savor it.

Thank you, my children, for not being poopy heads like some of my friends’ kids. If you ever treated me like my friends have been treated, I would be totally devastated. I have been blessed with great kids and I am grateful.

It is way too early for my DD20, her friends and I to be crying over HS lasts, yet here we are.

There should be a way to screen people for sociopathy before you let them into the carpool.

Second time making avocado brownie…I can easily fool my friends into eating this thinking this is ordinary brownie!

Dad dies, her husband goes on hospice, then her husband dies the day before dad’s service. Plus the hospice told her on Saturday they couldn’t be helped until Monday. He passed on Sunday. Now she has an infected finger - please let her heal. She could use a small break.

Just because the traffic wasn’t super heavy doesn’t mean you should be tweezing hairs from your chin at the traffic light… and be on the bluetooth phone too.

Hey people, we went to a fundraiser for a homeless shelter. And my H and I are the only people at our table or the next from our friend group to bid at the auction? Am I the only one who thinks that when you accept an invitation, that an additional donation is implied?

Our friend is on the board. It was for a homeless shelter. Sheesh!