<p>Persons #1-6799999999: Seriously? Don’t be such an #%$.
Persons #6800000000-6801635273: Thanks for being awesome. :)</p>
<p>…Now wouldn’t this be the way to go about dividing up the world? :D</p>
<p>Persons 55, 123: I think I’ve seen you post on CC.</p>
<p>haha yes. i like this thread. i’ve done this with my friends and we try to guess who we are talking about! anyways, here goes.</p>
<p>person #1: first of all, why are you so SMART? i want to put your brain in a lab and study it and then absorb some of its intelligence. i cant tell if you are annoyed when i’m around or if we are actually friends and i wish you’d be more clear about it. anyways i wish you would seek me out more.</p>
<p>person #2: adjlfkals i’m so sick of you. stop attempting to be friendly. it’s over and it’ll never be the same again, and i wouldn’t want it to be. </p>
<p>person #3: sorry i’ve been annoying lately. but i really do love you and want to spend almost every waking moment with you. around you, im funny and interesting.</p>
<h1>1-3: Damn, you guys always have my back. I wish you guys would come to the same college as me. Can’t get much better buddies than this.</h1>
<h1>4: I wish you’d actually start being a better friend rather than trying to take advantage of the fact that I was “friend zoned” by you for over a year. Perhaps then I’ll start trying to make the friendship work again.</h1>
<h1>5: I dunno what went wrong so recently in one night, but I hope it gets better/returns to normal soon</h1>
<p>Most of the following are aromantic.</p>
<p>Person #1: I really, really miss you. Only some times and especially now. But it’s an awful lot.</p>
<p>Person #2: I have no idea what you think about me and I don’t trust a word you say on the subject. I wish you missed me, or seemed to miss me, like I do you. I wish we could be like we were 2 years ago. I’ll phrase it differently than I do for you, but I find it wondrous that we will be together for the rest of our lives.</p>
<p>Person #3: I can’t believe that I did that or that you did that and I really, really hope that you forget my name and whom I am and where I live. I’ve already forgotten everything about you.</p>
<p>I loved you for 4 years, but I don’t even know if you ever held me as anything more than a friend. I’m glad that I’m over you and that I’m going places while you’re not.</p>
<p>I can’t tell what I feel about you. You’re amazing, pretty, and extremely fun to hang around, but I can’t read your feelings. We’re similar in that we both hate the sappy parts of romance, but what would happen if we got into a relationship?</p>
<p>To the person seen “translating” the things a deaf man was saying:</p>
<p>Just because he can’t hear you doesn’t mean it isn’t rude. And deaf people are probably more aware than you think of what is going on. Some day you will run into somebody who isn’t really deaf and make a fool of yourself.</p>
<p>Person #1: STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. YOUR. GRADES. ALREADY. You have no idea how much you’re stressing out all your friends. I (and many others) have told you that your grades are excellent many, many times (which they are), but you just keep complaining about them. That’s not called modesty; that’s called FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS. Keep this up, and all your friends will eventually leave you one by one. Oh, and when you get interviewed for Harvard (or whichever top college you’re shooting for), they pick up on that sort of stuff really easily. You may have better grades than I do, but if you’re going to keep on whining I can see you getting rejected far more easily than I can see myself getting rejected (which is saying a lot). </p>
<p>Person #2: I miss you more than you’ll ever know. You’re incredibly cute and have a great sense of humor, even if you act like a dork sometimes. You were/still are a wonderful friend, and I probably wouldn’t have survived sophomore year Honors Chemistry if it wasn’t for you. I know things have been rough for you for almost your whole life, and I’ll probably never experience the emotional pain you suffered. You scared me silly when you first confessed to me that you cut yourself way back during sophomore year, and the night after you told me that you attempted suicide back in December, I couldn’t get a wink of sleep. You’re an awesome guy. Believe me; I would never lie about stuff like that to you. I’m on the verge of tears while typing this, even though you’ll most likely never read it. Whatever you do, please please please please PLEASE don’t give up on life. And please don’t hurt yourself either.</p>
<p>There’s probably more I want to say to other people, but these two are the ones who immediately come to mind.</p>