<p>Say stuff here that you would never say (or at least not now) to people's face. </p>
<p>Flip off your "friend", the cheerleader who puts her feet on your desk, the people who kick your backpack, the guy who stole your lunch money, or confess to your crush that you've been obsessing about :/</p>
<p>I'll start: </p>
<p>Person#1: I get it. You're gorgeous, popular, and hilariously funny. But stop talking about boys already and how they hit on you all the time. And why are you so obsessed with what everyone else thinks of you now? You've been my best friend since elementary school so it's freakin weird to see you this way. I know that when you want us to "move" spots during lunch it's because you want to get closer to the guys. Just stop. Oh, and I still have your sweatpants. I'll give them back to you tomorrow. </p>
<p>Person #2: STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR! You obviously don't know how to talk to girls because the correct way to go about it is definitely not to make up sick fantasies and dictate them to me. You probably just want to get a reaction out of me, but you're so boring that it's not even worth it. </p>
<p>Person #3: I love you :] I'm sorry I don't say it enough. And please please stop giving me the ends of the bread in my sandwiches....</p>
<p>To the girl next door: Seriously… Either I have had a crush on you or you have had a crush on you since we were eight years old. Why can’t he ever make anything last? It’s just SO “Winnie Cooper” of us…</p>
<p>Person #1: I realize you may be smarter than I’ll ever be. I used to worship you for it. But your one-sided arrogance has completely eroded that for me. You’re not even good enough to make USAMO. So HA. Foo’.</p>
<p>Person #2: You’re a horrible teacher. I can hardly believe you’d go in an unweight clearly weighted credits just because you’d had an argument with the student. Even worse, turn down any chance for anyone to go past the stone-set curriculum you and no one else endorses. But you’re in a position of power at my school, and unfortunately none of us can do anything about it. Accept it like a good teacher: some kids will be brighter and more ambitious than you were then, and it’s your job to encourage it. It’s time for you to stop pulling everyone down with you. If we all get rejected from our dream schools, we’ll know who to see first.</p>
<p>Person #3: I don’t know who told you that teenage girls suddenly all become suicidal, murderous, and pregnant, but it’s not true, and you need to stop taking it out on your own family. Respect everyone for their own person, and I wish you’d listen more to everything I had to think and express.</p>
<p>Person #4: Quit smoking. Just…now. It’s not the environment, or even your stress. You’re feeling rotten because you can’t control yourself. Stop making excuses if you want to live and see your own grandchildren grow up.</p>
<p>Person #5: I adore you with all my heart. Well, at least I think I do. Maybe I’ll clear up and find out that you’re really just a loser. But for now, please don’t do anything stupid. If this is impossible, at least let me think you are who I think you are and allow my dreams to grow.</p>
<p>Person #1: I understand (as well as everyone else) that you may very well have undiagnosed autism but that doesn’t excuse the death threat you made against me. If you do it again, I’m contacting the principal. You can’t just tell me you want to burn my face off with a blowtorch and then pretend to be buddy-buddy with me a week later.</p>
<p>Person #1: You are my best friend and all… but your attitude is freaking annoying. You are condescending and think you are awesome. You are too demanding and believe the world revolves around you. Keep this up and you won’t have any friends come university.</p>
<p>Person #2: You are just another one of those robots who care only about grades. You disgust me. School is about learning, not grade grubbing.</p>
<p>People #3 and #4: Stop demanding so much of me. I will do well even if you don’t harangue me about every little detail. Your yelling does nothing for me, I do things well on my own regardless.</p>
<p>Person #5: You started acting really lame once you joined the sports team. You are not even that good. Get over yourself you idiot.</p>
<p>Person #1: You scare me. You’re so hypocritical, anti-social, anti-society, super “I’m going to make incorrect stereotypes and label everyone as such”, so “I’m not going to let you even finish what you are going to say, b/c I’m right”, dead threat maker, so perverted, so…I could go on and on.</p>
<p>Person #2: My arms are not a pillow! They aren’t as soft as you think they are!</p>
<p>Person #1: I love you. Even though I haven’t seen you in like a year. And you probably think I’m an idiot. Oh well. Next year I’ll prove myself. Then you’ll have no choice but to like me back. :D</p>
<p>Person(s) #1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7-15: Stop talking about drugs and sex, it’s annoying… like find something else to talk about, **** is stupid.</p>
<p>Person #16: You’re horrible at teaching AP World. Reading out of a textbook isn’t helping anyone, telling us to read chapters by a certain date and then giving an outlandishly hard test on it isn’t helping either. Teach us how to write the AP Exam, not fail it.</p>
<p>Person #17: Come back to school and teach Chemistry, or find someone that can…</p>
<p>Person #18: You’re underestimating your abilities, you have almost all A’s and you helped kids in Tanzania for half the summer, you can get into a REALLY good school. </p>
<p>Person #19: Stop chewing really loud, and yelling at every last thing. You’re way past adulthood, you should have manners by now.</p>
<p>Person #20: Help me succeed, don’t criticize me.</p>
<h1>1 and 2: I hate the fact that we’ve been friends for so long but this year you’ve gotten too caught up in other things to the point where you hardly acknowledge my existence. And don’t say that it’s my fault because I don’t put an effort into the friendship; that is ******** because totally I do. I’m always the one who initiates hanging out and whatnot, but you’re always too busy for me. Or you’re studying (pfft yeah right). Or your parents won’t let you go out (lamest and oldest excuse in the book).</h1>
<p>Person #1 Turn off Faux News and learn what you’re talking about. Stop preaching your idiotic, right-wing extremist views in class. Quit trying to act educated on political issues when you’re clearly not.</p>
<p>Person #2 Your “emotionless” nature is an obvious cry for attention in an attempt to look cool. Seriously. Just be normal.</p>
<p>Person #1: Stop trying to act like you care about anything I do or don’t do. Your protective but absent nature just makes me and everyone else hate you even more. You try to care but end up failing. I can’t wait to never see you again.</p>
<p>Person #2: I’m sad to be leaving you! We’ve always been the best together, and I don’t know if I’ll be able to survive without you there to make me smile all the time!</p>
<p>Person#3: I’m so utterly confused. Your the person who everyone thought was the cutest person since freshman year, but i never seemed to notice and thought ewwwwww. But suddenly 4 years later, your charm, humor, and looks have totally won me over. But your constant need to demonstrate your muscles doesn’t make me feel like you really care. I wish you would acknowledge who I am, but I don’t want to open up because I know you don’t like me. I wish I could just stop thinking about you.</p>
<p>Person#4 Stop trying to compete with me. Its annoying</p>
<p>Person 1: Please give me some sort of signal. We’re going to prom together, but I have no idea if we’re going together as dates or friends. You seem excited though. I can’t lie, I really like you. But I have no idea if you like me that way, or if you like me as a best friend. We spend so much time together, and you seem to seek me out just as much as I do you. The thing is, I feel like I’m trapped. If I ask you out and you don’t like me in the same way, prom is going to be awkward, school is going to be awkward, everything is going to be awkward. Just let me know. And by the way, what color is your dress? I’ve asked you twice and still don’t know, and I want to order the corsage. </p>
<p>Person 2: You’ve treated me like ****. I tried to take the high road and handle the situation like a gentleman, tried to talk to you about it to figure out what was wrong, but you wouldn’t tell me. I did nothing to deserve that. It was so out of the blue. I treated you so well cared about you so much. You said you wanted to be friends, that’s BS. You won’t even acknowledge me. I’m OK with being friends, and tried that too. But you’ve just been so rude. I’m glad you got hurt, and I liked the irony that you had the same injury I had when you dropped the bomb. Didn’t anything I ever said or did for you man anything? You just threw it all away like it was nothing. Maybe you weren’t ready. Oh well. I hope someone hurts you in the same way someday. </p>
<p>Person 3. You weren’t the person that I thought you were. I thought we wre pretty close, but aparently not. When she broke up with me, you just left too. But whatever. I don’t really care. Also, not that you care about my opinion, but what you did to him was cold. Two weeks? Come on. Have some decency and keep your legs closed.</p>
<p>Person 4: We’ve been best friends for our whole lives, literally. I feel like I don’t know you anymore. You gotta break up with her. You don’t see how fake she is, how much she changed to be who you wanted. You’re no fun when you’re with her, it’s just uncomfortable for everyone. Just stop it.</p>
meh</p>