<p>Gotta love that good old anonymous message board misinterpretation! It makes for entertaining reading: Panty-twisting! Sarcasm! Irony! Sheer idiocy! Verve! Emotion in the form of punctuation marks!</p>
<p>Youve got that right.</p>
<p>"24. Don't make assumptions simply because one uses colloquialisms with which you are unfamiliar"</p>
<p>Wow,, is that how old you are? And I guess you looked up colloquial in the dictionary especially to retort to my statement. Mr. 24, don't make assumptions about things which you are unfamiliar with. And the fact that you continued to come back after I said good luck to all and only kidding, makes me doubt the fact that you are 24, at least mentally. Anyone can look up some fancy words, but it takes a genius to use the phrase "panties in a bind".</p>
<p>Good day all.</p>
<p>Actually, Columbia has at least two secret societies. They are mostly compromised of campus leaders. I believe they have their intiations at midnight in the crypt at St. Paul's chapel.</p>
<p>They have nighttime animal sacrifices in the underground tunnels, and then they burn incense before alma mater. After that, a crown is tatooed on your butt and you are initiated into the Order of the Court Jester</p>
<p>very funny!! we have a comedian in the house!</p>
<p>Don't forget the dousing with the decaying body-infested water of the East River and the ceremonial search-for-the-owl on alma mater (he who finds is it crowned King of Fools, and gets officially made fun of by the Fed)</p>
<p>Columbia does have a elite secret literary society. But because frats aren't a big scene here, it's not really worth checking out. NYC has enough uber-elite societies for a Columbia students to get involved in.
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