<p>MILF - stands for Mother-I'd-Like-To-F**k. Britney Spears would qualify as one.</p>
<p>oh.... and there's a movie abou that?</p>
<p>Apparently. It's a porno (But I don't watch that stuff and I never ever will). Hey! Everything seems to go back to the "Do parents watch porn?" discussion!</p>
<p>Ha i saw that thing on dateline....pretty sad that people would do that</p>
<p>Spears does not qualify as a MILF. She hit her prime at like 24.</p>
<p>Ah... but inferring that you're a guy, I know you know more about these things than I do.</p>
<p>The worst thing that ever happened at my school was a teacher getting fired for sexually/harassing punching a student.</p>
<p>A teacher got fired for putting vodka in her coffee (help me!).
Also, one of the world history teachers got arrested for shoplifting at Target, giving a false name, and carrying a knife in her shoe. I even saw her mug shot on the internet--it was funny.</p>
<p>haha. a teacher a few years ago got fired for throwing a stapler at a kid.</p>
<p>i know a teacher who threw a heavy textbook at a 5th grade kid. she didnt get fired tho, cuz her mom died two weeks ago and her dad died a week ago.</p>
<p>Guy got fired for hitting a kid, that was funny.</p>
<p>Oh and a teacher buys us alcohol, but she is chill.</p>
<p>edit: oh and we have smoked up with a teacher too (different teacher)</p>
<p>Dude. You guys must go to such LAX schools, in terms of security. I haven't heard ANYTHINg like that EVER happening. The biggest scandal round here is two teachers getting married to each other. You'd think, for living just 20-30 min from LA, we'd have more drama, but...</p>
<p>um one teacher at my school got f"asked to retire early" for coming to the DARE assembly drunk... But she was always drunk. Even when my parents had her YEARS ago... Everyone knew what she had in her desk... But she was the best teacher ever! Genious I swear</p>
<p>Haha. One of my teachers was caught in a janitorial closet having sex with this girl. The girl left her husband/kid for him. And they were together for a while. I saw the principal having a "talk" with the teacher =.=</p>
<p>That is so disturbing. </p>
<p>How would you envision a sex offender in his younger years? Were they always pervertive?</p>
<p>I gotta comment (again).. I love how there is an exclamation mark at the end of this thread title like this is something to be Excited! about.</p>
<p>Well, everyone LOVES sex offenders.</p>
<p>HAhahaha! It's kind of like "Look at this? So adorable, don't you think?" </p>
<p>I'm still laughing.</p>
<p>When I grow up, I'm going to marry a sex offender.</p>
<p>Teacher from my school was forced to resign after a student moved in with him over winter break. She never came back to school because we make fun of her.</p>