<p>In a recent attempt to get organized and fix my abysmal freshman year grades, I got a new desk.</p>
<p>This thing is the shiznit- it's the "Smart" type you can plug stuff into, and it has 10 drawers of varying sizes. The best PBTeen could offer.</p>
<p>I never really had a desk before.</p>
<p>What do I put in this thing?</p>
<p>u spent $1000 on a desk?</p>
<p>In a recent attempt to get light and fix my abysmal freshman year grades, I got a new lamp.</p>
<p>This thing is the shiznit- it’s the “Smart” type you can plug stuff into, and it has 10 levels of brightness of varying intensity. The best PBTeen could offer.</p>
<p>I never really had a lamp before.</p>
<p>How do I turn this thing on?</p>
<p>In a recent attempt to start anew and get away from my haters, I got a new CC account.</p>
<p>This thing is the shiznit- it’s has the “Smart” type of people that I’m just not, and it has 10 million people. The best 4chan could offer.</p>
<p>I’ve never really had friends before.</p>
<p>And does my username make me clever?</p>
<p>Hey are you musicallylatin? Nildesperandum?</p>
<p>lmao, ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd.</p>
<p>um…are u one of those needy CCers who gets bashed all of the time?</p>
<p>Bury some treasure and then hide the map in the desk’s secret compartment.</p>