Standardized Testing Stories?

<p>Any disastrous or funny stories? I'll start.......last may, my proctor wouldn't give us a break after the second subject test. My third was the literature, and i had to pee during the second. You can imagine what happened. On saturday, i was about 1 hour late to the testing center (spent like.........a good 30 minutes looking for the school). And I heard that last year, a kid like flipped over the table and stomped out of the AP Calc test. Wish i saw that</p>

<p>ooooh the first time i took the SAT, the essay was the first thing (is it always? i don't know..) and umm the clock she was using was like.. 5 minutes ahead of the clock on the wall. so we all thought we had 5 minutes more than we actually had. which is a big deal when you only had 25 minutes in the first place. i was so upset. but. i made a 6 that time. and i made a 6 the next time too. so i guess i just suck regardless.</p>

<p>the proctor for the SAT reasoning wanted us to skip section 4 all together and wouldn't allow us to use calcs. (we made someone else come in after like 30 mins of arguing)</p>

<p>OK.... Last year, my class (sophomores) took the PSAT on a MONDAY. It even said "monday version" on the packet. Then we didn't get our scores until February. By that time, we were majorly pi*ed off. Then, it turns out, she left the score reports in *her daughter's car, and she happened to be sick on the day we were supposed to return. To cap it all off, we never got our score reports, just a paper telling us our numerical score. Luckily, she was fired. :D This year, we have a new counselor who actually knows what she is doing.</p>

<p>For the PSAT, our instructor fell asleep in the desk lol while drinking coffee, and all of the sudden we were like what the?</p>

<p>LOL there was an ACT instructor, and when time was up, she didn't say "put your pencils down" or "time to stop" or anything nice like that. instead, she gets up out of her chair and SCREAMS at the top of her lungs:</p>

<p>STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!</p>

<p>i think she scared everyone in the room to death.</p>

<p>oho and then she was telling us "no food or drink" and while she was telling us that, she was eating cheetoes, hella loudly might i say. and during the middle of the test, she starts talking to people.</p>

<p>LOL CRAZY CRAZY WOMAN.</p>

<p>The time I took my subject tests in December me nd my sis had this lady that was like a 50 year old hippy. She tells us to start the test then like 10 mins later shes like ok stop. So everyones looking around like <strong><em>. She goes "you guys look so tense so were gonna take a quick break and i want you guys to calm down." Everyone was *</em></strong>ed off but i couldn't help bust bust out into laughs, so i just went on with the test but it was a nice extra couple of minutes. :-D</p>

<p>^^^ i didn't know CC censored that...i didn't even curse ???</p>

<p>^aahhahaha Akybaky Thats Hella Funny.</p>

<p>I heard that last year, for the English AP test, (thank god I didn't take it as a sophomore) the counselor handed out the wrong tests HOW CAN YOU HAND OUT THE WRONG TEST WHEN THERE'S ONLY ONE TEST? (or is there? idk) Anyways, collegeboard has no record of even sending our school the tests. I think the school fired the counselor to save her from getting mobbed</p>

<p>I once forgot to fill in my answers for a section on the scantron. Also, my ACT proctor kept on burping and making noises. I was sitting right next to her, and people kept giving me funny looks since they thought it was me.</p>

<p>^ lol howd u forget to fill in ur answers haha. it's the most distracting when 2 minutes after you start testing, u hear "STOP, PUT YOU MATERIALS DOWN.........." next door</p>

<p>haha chocolatetoid.. When I was taking the ACT, this little creature kept shaking her feet.. I wanted to get up and throw her out of the room, but I didn't.. it was all downhill from there... I never regained concentration.. UGH! she was so disgusting!</p>

<p>LOL i like these.</p>

<p>Each time I took the SAT, people would have their stomach's growling. Not just one person either; there would be several that had stomach's growling. It was as if each stomach was taking their turn growling. Annoying, but entertaining as well.</p>

<p>My first SAT our proctor was this really unsightly lady. Anyways, she must have been wearing oversized underwear or none at all or something because every time she would walk up the aisle, the top of her butt would be showing since her pants were too low. It was one of the nastiest things ever. Nevertheless, it was a source of hilarity for the next week since some of my friends were in the same testing room.</p>