<p>I ate an apple while upside-down the other day. I swallowed upwards. That’s a pretty fun fact if you ask me.</p>
<p>ill have to try that some time (starmie/NJDS’s crapping method)</p>
<p>dont you find the toilet incredibly relaxing prussia?</p>
<p>OMG Starmie. You don’t hold back, do you? Why do you need to take off your clothes/turn off lights? And why does that make you fall asleep? Wait. Maybe I don’t want to know.</p>
<p>I used to play Pokemon on the toilet all the time.
See, I addressed two topics in one!</p>
<p>We are really getting to know each other really well…</p>
<p>Recent Stanford 2014 SECAers topics:</p>
<p>-How to take a dump
-69
-beating yale in every possible way
-pokemon</p>
<p>Those are the topics of choice for real Stanford students, too; I’m sure of it!</p>
<p>I take off my clothes because it is just unnatural and cumbersome to keep them on. I used to do a lot of reading on the toilet, and my garments just got in the way. I turn out the lights because… I don’t know, I just decided to try it one day. It’s nice. Like some sort of sensory deprivation. Which automatically puts me into a deep, meditative state. Which often makes me fall asleep.</p>
<p>but yes. if i ever need a place to concentrate on a reading, i sit on the toilet :)</p>
<p>I wanted post 1169!</p>
<p>NDJS I hate you forever!
I never get any special posts. I’m crying myself to sleep tonight.</p>
<p>Oh hey, this is my 200th post, though. You can’t take that from me!</p>
<p>blame fail</p>
<p>unless you are really going to say that your response to my post screwed you over</p>
<p>which would be cold</p>
<p>and still your fault</p>
<p>I feel like this is a discussion that middle schoolers would have 
I always thought I was smarter in middle school.</p>
<p>I thought I was the only one who read on the toilet! Good to know that I’m not. Though I have never considered taking off my clothes or turning off the lights.</p>
<p>Does anyone read in the shower?
I’m enjoy these random facts about all ya’ll.</p>
<p>Haha oops. What, N-names confuse me. Similar lengths, too. Haaa derp.</p>
<p>Actually, yeah, I blame you, too. I’m cold like that.</p>
<p>hahaha similar lengths</p>
<p>NJDS
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<p>Nitro Hawk
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<p>123456789
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<p>4 vs 9…</p>
<p>I can’t do anything in the shower except shower. Things with which to do things are too prone to wetness.</p>
<p>Whatevs its still your fault! You’re the guilty party here!</p>
<p>Yale’s still talking about acceptances. Boring. So glad I chose Stanford.</p>
<p>Recent Stanford 2014 SECAers topics V2:</p>
<p>-How to take a dump
-69
-beating yale in every possible way
-pokemon
-special number posts (1000,1111, and of course 1169)</p>
<p>I say we just start blaming everything on Nitro Hawk. It will be easier. Why does Yale have so many more posts than us? Nitro Hawk’s fault. Why will some of us be rejected? That stupid Nitro Hawk again. How come I can never stay awake on the toilet? Nitro Hawk, of course.</p>
<p>i just dont like lightbulb light-im a fan of sunlight</p>
<p>Exactly! Geez Nitro, why’d ya do us like that, man?</p>