<p>black female:
yes, I love fried chicken
yes, I love Kool-aid
yes, I was born and raised in the ghetto
yes, I love (some) rap, hip-hop, and r&b
yes, I can play basketball (very well, actually)
yes, I do wear Nike’s
yes, my entire family voted for President Obama and most likely will do so in 2012
no, I’m not an idiot (lol where’s HHSFTW?)
no, I hate KFC (on occasion)
no, I don’t wear a weave (…)
no, I don’t wear Jordans
no, I hate BET
no, I’ve never committed a crime and most likely will not
no, I don’t wear -insert stereotypical “black” brand of clothing-
no, I don’t have 3 baby daddy’s and 4 kids
no, I absolutely despise watermelon</p>
<p>Guamanian/Chamorro:
NO WE ARE NOT FILIPINOS
yes, it only takes about an hour and a half to drive around Guam and back
yes, I’m indigenous…
yes, we’re civilized (some)
no, you’re pronouncing “Chamorro” incorrectly
no, we don’t wear hula-skirts and coconut bra’s
no, you probably don’t know where Guam is</p>
<p>from Tennessee:
yes, I own a gun
yes, when I ask for tea you should automatically know that it damn well better be sweet.
yes, I say y’all in everyday conversation
yes, I have probably the countriest accent you’ve ever heard
yes, I live in the country aka the middle-of-nowhere
yes, I’ve been to Yo Gotti and Three Six Mafia’s houses (honestly, you see/saw them every single day in Memphis)
no, I’ve never shot anything and hopefully never will
no, I hate country music
no, I don’t intend on marrying my cousin
no, I don’t own a tractor
no, I HATE NASCAR
no, I don’t own a truck and most likely never will
no, I don’t go “muddin”
no, I’ve never been shot at (Memphis)</p>