<p>Loves money and hates the environment. Was probably picked on in middle school and now wants to laugh at the peons who taunted him while he supervises their work.</p>
<p>Energy Management with a minor in English</p>
<p>Loves money and hates the environment. Was probably picked on in middle school and now wants to laugh at the peons who taunted him while he supervises their work.</p>
<p>Energy Management with a minor in English</p>
<p>Peon who gets taunted by petroleum engineering majors. </p>
<p>Microbiology with Neuroscience Minor.</p>
<p>Changes their major to basketweaving when they realize their GPA isnāt high enough for med school.</p>
<p>Applied Math</p>
<p>Loves Math but does not want to do abstract pure Math. Very smart and interested in mathematical methods to solve problems.
Will be sitting in front of his computer his whole job life.</p>
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<p>Mathematical Engineering</p>
<p>Math Geek who wanted even higher mathematical equation abilities</p>
<p>Rec therapy</p>
<p>What is that?
Somebody who loves recreational activities so much that this is his major.
Likes to party a lot and has good social skills.</p>
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<p>Art and Fashion Design Double Major, male</p>
<p>Gay, flamboyant man.</p>
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<p>Chemical engineering.</p>
<p>Future consultant for āBreaking Badā show.</p>
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<p>Applied math major, physics minor</p>
<p>Will end up teaching. </p>
<p>Psychology Major, Bio and Chem Minors</p>
<p>Is a pre-med who wants to look interesting.</p>
<p>Double Major: International Relations and Public Policy</p>
<p>Wants to work for the United Nations</p>
<p>Double Major: English and Chemistry</p>
<p>Next generation: Pre-med hipster</p>
<p>Urban Studies Major, Criminal Justice Minor</p>
<p>Urban planner wannabe</p>
<p>Double Major: Fashion Merchandising and Theoretical Physics</p>
<p>Desperate nerd looking for a girlfriend?</p>
<p>Double major in computer sciences and creative writing.</p>
<p>Loves to write but wants to make money. </p>
<p>Bio major, Latin minor</p>
<p>Knows where all the biological names come from, annoys the other students and even the professor with this ****.</p>
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<p>Engineering Physics</p>
<p>Is really good at math and wants to make money and figures this is the best way to do it. Level of college enjoyment <-9000 (see what I did there? ;D) Although in all reality this is probably me :/</p>
<p>Double major: Physics, Philosophy (Also possibly me but you canāt use my reason for it: Loves to smoke/eat stuff that make you see funny things :P)</p>
<p>One of those really smart people that sit in the back corner of the classroom, never talk, and make you nervous that heās a threat to the school⦠</p>
<p>Medieval Studies, Theater Double Major</p>
<p>Enjoyed going to medieval times as a kid. </p>
<p>Dance and Biology Double Major</p>
<p>Female pre-med, loves to dance, very social and attractive. </p>
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<p>Aeronautical Engineering major/Economics Minor</p>