<p>You can’t decide on a field</p>
<p>Liberal Arts Economics</p>
<p>Not exactly sure what they want to do, but know they can make good money.</p>
<p>Business/Econ pre-med</p>
<p>Only cares about that $$$$$</p>
<p>MechE</p>
<p>Smart, logical, values job security. Eyes set on grad school.</p>
<p>ChemE with a minor in marketing</p>
<p>Thinks that he/she is going to work at CNN or something.</p>
<p>Broadcast Journalism.</p>
<p>Will work as a blogger and think he or she is a journalist when in fact a failure</p>
<p>Computer science and Asian American gender studies</p>
<p>Asian hipster</p>
<p>Entrepreneurship</p>
<p>Knows how to start a business but has no ideas.</p>
<p>History.</p>
<p>“Today in 8th grade social studies…”</p>
<p>Elementary Ed. Yes, I’ve done this multiple times.</p>
<p>Must have a LOT of patience</p>
<p>Compsci</p>
<p>Steve jobs wanna be. Ends up working at the prestigious geek squad</p>
<p>Physics and elementary education</p>
<p>Wants to groom a new generation of 6 year old physicists.</p>
<p>Geology with a Spanish minor</p>
<p>For some reason I just pictured you holding a rock speaking in Spanish.</p>
<p>Someone else can do you.</p>
<p>Hahaha ^^</p>
<p>Working on ancient aztec ruins </p>
<p>Chemistry with a minor in marketing/business</p>
<p>Stuck in a lab forever</p>
<p>Industrial Engineer</p>
<p>Too spoiled for the job market and wastes money.</p>
<p>Liberal Studies / Wants to be a kindergarten teacher</p>
<p>Teaches or tries to teach five year olds about Robert frost and gengis khan but all they learn is that frost is boring and khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan </p>
<p>Fashion/ pre med</p>
<p>Will at least be fashionable when they work at Starbucks.</p>
<p>Nuclear engineering and international business double major</p>
<p>Area 51 supplier in arms </p>
<p>Nutrition and chemical eng</p>
<p>The guy taking my prescription at Walgreens</p>
<p>Psychology Major</p>