<p>Student at large public who is only there to party and majors in worthless degree.</p>
<p>Liberal Arts/ Applied Mathematics</p>
<p>Someone who thinks landing a job will be possible with those majors… until the student is starving on the streets.</p>
<p>Comp Sci (maybe Art or Business minor)</p>
<p>An unconfident programmer who’s not at all sure he’ll be able to get a job.</p>
<p>Physics BA.</p>
<p>Thinks he can have a stem major without really being stem</p>
<p>Nutrition and chemistry</p>
<p>Will end up working for marketing department of company that makes quack supplements.</p>
<p>Russian.</p>
<p>Wants to work for the NSA, but has spent a little too much time in the history books (or is extremely current on news).</p>
<p>since he ^^^^ forgot to put one, I’ll do one for him…</p>
<p>pre-med/ music</p>
<p>A musician who thinks that he can get rich being a doctor to support his hobby</p>
<p>African American Studies and Bio Chemistyr</p>
<p>Is white, not rich but REALLY guilty, and has a social-justice attitude that compels him to serve the black community and help animals by becoming a veterinarian.</p>
<p>Islamic Studies.</p>
<p>Second generation immigrant from an Islamic country, not really Muslim, trying to work out his or her identity crisis.</p>
<p>Spanish.</p>
<p>A Hispanic in south texas</p>
<p>Information technology and Antrhopology</p>
<p>A whole lot of nothin. </p>
<p>Nutrition.</p>
<p>A future organic foods store clerk</p>
<p>Economics and Latin</p>
<p>Has a shrine to Aristotle in his closet.</p>
<p>Finance and Film Studies</p>
<p>Has no clue how to become a Hollywood Producer and thinks this might work.</p>
<p>History and Political Science double major with a minor in Homeland Security (I actually know 2 people with this setup)</p>
<p>Why would a Latin major have a shrine to Aristotle?</p>
<p>" History and Political Science double major with a minor in Homeland Security (I actually know 2 people with this setup) "</p>
<p>They think they’ll get a cool spy job. They are wrong. Those jobs go to history majors from Harvard.</p>
<p>Now I’m the one catching someone having forgotten to leave a major of their own.</p>
<p>Computer Science and Software Engineering (two majors)</p>
<p>In fifteen years, will find self outsourced and hating immigrants.</p>
<p>Mathematics.</p>
<p>Venerates Charlie.</p>
<p>Liberal Arts with a concentration in Elementary Education with endorsements in Middle School math</p>
<p>Teacher end up working at a crappy school and gets fired in 3 years because of tenure </p>
<p>Fashion and civil eng</p>