<p>Is “venerates charlie” some kind of racial slur?</p>
<p>The epitome of “Major for me, major for mom”</p>
<p>“Venerates Charlie” was a Numb3rs reference. As in Charlie Epps. <em>is a math major</em></p>
<p>Communication Sciences and Disorders with a minor in Spanish</p>
<p>Spanish translator at Laredo brothel </p>
<p>Physics and bilogy</p>
<p>Socially anxious supergenius. Wants to work in a lab so he can be away from people.</p>
<p>Anthropology and Therapeutic Recreation</p>
<p>Peace corp </p>
<p>Classics and psycholaggy</p>
<p>Oh lol I thought it was a ‘VC’ comment on the number of Asians that do math.</p>
<p>Really wants to do psychology, but knows it’s seen as an easy major. Adds Classics for some intellectual weight.</p>
<p>Anthropology.</p>
<p>Wants to understand her classmates</p>
<p>Literature and nuclear sciences</p>
<p>Wants to write books about how to achieve world domination with atomic bombs</p>
<p>Double major in Social Work and Spanish with minor in African American Studies</p>
<p>Peace corp white guy in Texas who feels guilty after learning someone in his line once had slaves</p>
<p>Comp sci and zoology</p>
<p>Wants to build life-like robot pets.</p>
<p>Agriculture and Fire Science.</p>
<p>Seasonal firefighter who desperately wants to retire at the age of 50, but needed a backup when (s)he realized how hard a full-time position is to obtain.</p>
<p>Hydrology major, Geographic Information Systems minor</p>
<p>Sounds like something at a trade school</p>
<p>Economics/Math</p>
<p>Wall Street</p>
<p>Operations manegment and communications</p>
<p>Can’t spell. Probably one of the less prestigious jobs near Wall Street.</p>
<p>English.</p>
<p>English.</p>
<p>Computer Science and Psychology</p>
<p>Thinks studying psychology will help him meet girls. Is That Creepy Guy.</p>
<p>Computer Science/</p>
<p>Coding nerd</p>
<p>Linguistics and astrophysics</p>
<p>Wants to become a globe-trotting astronomer; will end up as a peripatetic, unemployed ex-college student with two degrees in “useless.”</p>
<p>Chemistry (pre-medical focus)</p>
<p>“Hey man come to the frat party this Friday”
“Sure thing dude”
Never comes, found unconscious in the library on Saturday</p>
<p>Aeronautics</p>
<p>Pilot wannabe </p>
<p>A male attendant for us airways</p>
<p>Political science and applied math</p>