<p>…Won’t be rich</p>
<p>Marketting</p>
<p>Social butterfly/outgoing/extroverted</p>
<p>Women’s Studies</p>
<p>Overweight with very short hair OR a hot chick who enjoys dressing provocatively and then screaming “what about my brain you pig?!” when a guy says “nice rack” to her. Plans to go to either law school or get her masters in social work. Wrote an essay in English 101 about feminist-Marxist interpretations of football and how it represents rape. Only male friends are gay. Wants to get pregnant just to have an abortion. Hates Sarah Palin with all her might.</p>
<p>Engineering physics.</p>
<p>complete masochist.</p>
<p>Pre-med track</p>
<p>pressured in to it by his/her parents.</p>
<p>[loving the offensive nature of this thread…seriously ;)]</p>
<p>psychology.</p>
<p>Will bomb Organic, and will change her major to Religious’s Studies. Loves Sarah Palin with all her might.</p>
<p>Political Science</p>
<p>Psych: Dumb girl who “like totally wants to help people!!!” has not faced any actual problems of her own. will fail to get into grad school, then end up working as a middle school guidance counselor. </p>
<p>Interior Design</p>
<p>“has not faced any actual problems of her own.”</p>
<p>…um, yeah, right.</p>
<p>Thinks that once they open their own interior design company, clients will just somehow materialize. Is incredibly hot (or a gay guy), has a weird sense of fashion and loves anything old. A purse full of discarded phones, sitting on top of her pile of discarded purses.</p>
<p>Computer engineering.</p>
<p>
This entire thread is filled with funny stereotypes, get over it. You just said yourself you “love the offensive comments!” </p>
<p>Computer Engineering: likes to understand how technology works. probably a guy, and probably nerdy and quirky.</p>
<p>Dramatic Literature</p>
<p>Likes reading “The Raven” in a dramatic voice.</p>
<p>Public Health.</p>
<p>you hold your nose when you leave the house b/c of germs, pollution, ppl’s breath etc…
never use public restrooms, basically your a complete germaphobe who will be trying to make the world a cleanER place…but it will be an EPIC FAIL!</p>
<p>finance</p>
<p>Good with numbers, wants to go into ibanking</p>
<p>International Relations</p>
<p>IR= bad with the american ladies, so thinks he can use being american to bag girls from other countries, then the american dollar plummeted and is sol</p>
<p>library science</p>
<p>Likes to SHHHH people but will not get paid very well for doing it.</p>
<p>Human Resources</p>
<p>Sadistics aholes who enjoy firing people.</p>
<p>Biomedical engineering?</p>
<p>Was pressured into doing it by Asian parents.</p>
<p>Wine Tasting/Sommelier</p>
<p>Likes to drink so might as well major in it</p>
<p>Health and Exercise Science</p>
<p>Into sports, and not much else.</p>
<p>African American and African Studies. (yeah, that’s right, stereotype away, we’re equal-opportunity offenders here)</p>
<p>A redheaded freckled pasty white girl who has encountered 4.5 black people in her life and thinks she knows all about african american culture from visiting NYC and voting for obama. (this accurately describes the only black studies major I know in real life)</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Sports management</p>