<p>Won’t get a job when he graduates</p>
<p>Computer Science</p>
<p>Fat/World of Warcraft.</p>
<p>Physics.</p>
<p>a regular guy who is a bit bright
Drama</p>
<p>An idiot with no real talent</p>
<p>Double Majoring (honors) Physics/Mathematics</p>
<p>His parents made him pick those majors, and he would rather be an art major.</p>
<p>natural horsemanship (offered bu UMT western)</p>
<p>not sure if ■■■■■? that’s like going to school to be a native american</p>
<p>engineering(aerospace)</p>
<p>a guy who wants to go into law school.</p>
<p>native american studies (University of Montana)</p>
<p>Probably either white or an actual native American</p>
<p>Electrical Engineering.</p>
<p>A bright, regular guy who loves to discuss politics, wears a tie, and is married to a woman 10 years younger than he.</p>
<p>liberal studies</p>
<p>hates self for not picking the below major and ending up unemployed or at McDonalds flipping burgers.</p>
<p>Chemical Engineering</p>
<p>Probably only in it for the $$$$, have no real passion for the subject however.</p>
<p>Management</p>
<p>astrophysics</p>
<p>genius <- fact</p>
<p>astrophysics=</p>
<p>unemployed mental case who has spent the last 10 years building his own space station in his parent’s basement. His dream is to propose to his “girlfriend” who is a management major, and works in a wal-mart interviewing potential hirees (including her BF, who applies every month). </p>
<p>Athletic trainer</p>
<p>Complete meathead who can’t major in anything else</p>
<p>Operations Management</p>
<p>Interviews potential people greeters for walmart</p>
<p>military history</p>
<p>Dreams of being a soldier but not strong enough or bold enough to become one. So studies this.</p>
<p>Sociology/Premed Program</p>
<p>Heard that med schools are more interested in non-bio majors, is terrified of what he’ll do if he doesn’t get into med school</p>
<p>Native American Studies</p>
<p>probably white or native american with no real talent. </p>
<p>A black guy in Mathematics.</p>
<p>nonexistent</p>
<p>Spanish</p>
<p>Trying to get into government to be marketable</p>
<p>Poli Sci/French double major</p>