<p>Someone who loved jurassic park as a kid and loves the history of organisms</p>
<p>Finance/Economics double major</p>
<p>Someone with a passion for money who wants to get rich and live an expensive lifestyle.</p>
<p>Music and Linguistics double major.</p>
<p>Wants to work for Monsanto </p>
<p>Double major in Political Science and Environmental Studies</p>
<p>Likes to express him/herself.</p>
<p>Astrophysics, philosophy major with a minor in music performance</p>
<p>Someone who couldnât make up their darn mind about what they wanted to study!</p>
<p>Gerontology</p>
<p>Afraid of growing old.</p>
<p>Bio/pre-med major and linguistics minor.</p>
<p>Off-Topic: These responses have me cracking up!</p>
<p>Back On Topic:</p>
<p>Big time doctor that goes around the world giving third world children his âspecialâ vaccination while telling them âEverything is going to be ok! THIS WILL HELP YOU! I LOVE YOU!â in some confusing, hard to pronounce even a basic syllable, and rare Eastern European Ukrainian dialect.</p>
<p>Computer Science and Graphic Design double major with a pre-med track.</p>
<p>I am going to guess he is an Indian. </p>
<p>Double Major in Physics and Mathematics (he is a guy too)</p>
<p>Spends most of his time outside of classes tutoring students who struggle in introductory physics and math courses.</p>
<p>Speech and Communicative Disorders</p>
<p>Someone that wants to make good money, is smart enough to not go into medicine/nursing because of the hours and blood but wants the security of working in healthcare.</p>
<p>Nurse practitioner</p>
<p>Someone who wants a guaranteed chance of landing a job after graduation but would rather not be an engineer because that would be too difficult.</p>
<p>English and math double major</p>
<p>Wants to eventually write a book written entirely in math⊠have fun finding a publisher! </p>
<p>Dog Training major at the prestigious DeVry University with a minor in feline pleasurables.</p>
<p>This is no longer âstereotyping by college majors,â it is âwhat kind of person would have these weird majors/combinations?â</p>
<p>Someone who was amazed by the wonders worked by a dog training school. Felt the need to broaden their scope, though.</p>
<p>Computer Science and Math, minor in Chinese.</p>
<p>A chinese guy</p>
<p>Since you didnât post any major, I will post mine.</p>
<p>Bioinformatics and Hebrew Literature double major.</p>
<p>Some liberalist who thinks theyâre super unique by choosing some unheard of major.</p>
<p>Communications/Public Relations</p>
<p>A girl.</p>
<p>Math + Statistics</p>
<p>An Asian boy.</p>
<p>Economics</p>
<p>large glasses, quirky, wants to save the worldâs economy.</p>
<p>political science/ marketing double major.</p>
<p>Economics: A fiscally conservative person who wants to lower taxes on the wealthy and then get a high-income job and thus benefit from the low-taxes.</p>
<p>Geochemistry</p>