<p>intelligent artsy kids</p>
<p>Uc Irvine</p>
<p>I have a friend who’s a pothead whose last name is Irvine. Don’t seem him much anymore.</p>
<p>Stanford?</p>
<p>Tiger Woods.</p>
<p>Saint Joseph’s University?</p>
<p>Students who attend a Catholic high school.</p>
<p>University of Iowa</p>
<p>Full of kids from Chicago. Why is that?</p>
<p>WUSTL</p>
<p>Pronounced “WOO STULL”</p>
<p>Duke</p>
<p>Smart, southern, love their basketball team because everyone else hates it…</p>
<p>University of Missouri</p>
<p>Long family history of attendance.</p>
<p>Long family history of attendance. </p>
<p>Michigan State University</p>
<p>Didn’t get into Ann Arbor?</p>
<p>I’ll go easy on you guys: Bob Jones University.</p>
<p>Getting castrated for engaging in eye contact with members of the opposite sex.</p>
<p>Yale.</p>
<p>Glee kids.</p>
<p>Hahvahd</p>
<p>Populated by students whose names may resemble something like “Andover Exeter III”.</p>
<p>Fordham University</p>
<p>rams; Jesuit school</p>
<p>Howard!</p>
<p>A school that could be mistaken for Harvard if you use it fast enough in a conversation. “oh yeah yeah, I go to Ho-WFJFHGNF-ard.” “Where?” “Ho-WRJRUTUT-ard”. “Wow. You must be really smart.”</p>
<p>Tufts.</p>
<p>Tufts of grass. heh. </p>
<p>(But that’s not a stereotype pinkstrawberry, it’s simply a lame pun!
Ah, but this is my thread, imaginary argumentative person in my head, I can say what I like)</p>
<p>U Penn</p>
<p>Oh, it’s NOT a public school? Huh.</p>
<p>Bennington</p>
<p>It’s in Vermont. Has like 3 students. Yet, everyone seems to know someone who went there.</p>
<p>Swarthmore</p>
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<p>hahhahhahahahhaha.</p>
<p>My AP English teacher went to Swarthmore. Hottie, hot, hot, too! Hot girls?</p>
<p>Caltech.</p>