Story game! borrowed but awesomized!

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
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<p>(also, Anu...i LOVE those goosebumps "choose your book" things! And catch...there is no saving the world from stupid people.)</p>

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<p>didnt deserve to go to princeton soo much that he would be the perfect candidate for the school's rival penn. this backfired, as princeton realized how awesome this guy would be if he was perfect for penn. (wow tricky 0:) </p>

<p>anyways, they admitted him. so much for stupidly arrogant people and their recommendation-writing stupid friends. </p>

<p>the real story begins as this arrogant guy goes to princeton and suddenly realizes...</p>

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<p>that princeton really doesnt exist and its all just one big scam! So he...</p>

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<p>goes to the president of the United States to talk to him about it. however, on the way there...</p>

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<p>the story ended.
THE END.</p>

<p>i'm a party pooper!!</p>

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<p>APRIL FOOLS!!! GOT YA!!</p>

<p>anyway...on the way there, while flying on the plane, he gets stopped by the crew that think hes a terrorist. He swears that its an xbox, not a bomb. But...</p>

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<p>they come from the hardcore dept. of homeland security so clearly they take him directly to the interrogator himself, mr. george w. bush. now, this guy gets to ask the president the one question thats been burning deep inside him...</p>

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<p>boxers or briefs?</p>

<p>the president replied...</p>

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<p>.....neither, g-strings.</p>

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<p>which was entirely too graphic for the audiences virgin.. eyes? imaginations? anyways. president offered the guy a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to...</p>

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<p>sleep in the presidents bed. he did so and it was really fun, however, in the middle of the night he was awoken by...</p>

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<p>Monica Lewinsky who also happened to share the president's bed...</p>

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<p>and condoleeze rice</p>

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<p>so after a menage -a -trois they</p>

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<p>go to the airport and take a plane to...</p>

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<p>a place called, "NotOnMap"</p>

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<p>which ironically, turned out to be the same place that Cornell Univeristy was located. Laughing at the school, they couldn't help but...</p>

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<p>point and say, "what a farm! What a farm!"</p>

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<p>however, while they were doing that. an apparition appeared. it was the ghost of...</p>

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<p>some cow that died on the Cornell campus</p>