<p>I love how the sbu admissions rep gets all OFFENDED by this statement. Obviously they are surveying SOMEBODY. Princeton review looks at a lot of schools, I'm pretty sure they didn't just pick stony brook out of their ass for unhappiest students. </p>
<p>Generally, we ARE unhappy...here's why..</p>
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<li><p>Its practically a "do it yourself" school. Academic Advising is pretty useless unless you are looking for someone to look over the bulletin with you. What a big help that is. ALSO, the Career Center has a ridiculous rule of booking appointments no more than two weeks in advance, but every time you try and go to make an appointment the two weeks are filled up. </p></li>
<li><p>The people in registrar and housing are bitter, rude, and generally annoyed to just be speaking to you; forget about any care or willingness to help you with anything. </p></li>
<li><p>Parking sucks. Literally. There's nowhere to park unless you want to be like a half mile from campus. And they recently bumped parking tickets up from $15 to $30. Cheap bastards.</p></li>
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<p>3.5 (this ones personal, so I won't give it an official number)
There is absolutely NO outlet for music, or musical theatre unless you are looking for opera..And even with that, there are maybe 2 performance classes per semester, and they aren't even required for majors.</p>
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<li><p>Food is pretty crappy, plus you pretty much have to walk about 10 minutes to get to any food from the dorms. And NOWHERE serves breakfast. I find that bizarre but I guess its not really a big deal. And there are some dorms where you HAVE TO have a meal plan, and of course, they are unwilling to negotiate that. And then if you have a meal plan and don't use it often enough, they take points away AND you are not refunded for what you don't use; stony brook just takes that money. Like I said, cheap bastards. </p></li>
<li><p>Lots of big classes with professors who really don't give a **** about you, and are rarely available for office hours or to help with anything. Plus you also get the fun of the occasional TA taking over the second half of the class. I'm paying for professor's, thanks, not grad students.</p></li>
<li><p>There are a TON of commuters, and many of the residents are from long island, so practically everyone goes home on the weekend and theres nothing to do. Plus the surrounding area is not very exciting anyway.</p></li>
<li><p>The DEC system (general education requirements, or whatever you'd like to call them) is absolutely ridiculous. There are 11 DECs and 4 SKILLS and some DECs you need more than one of! Seriously, who needs "World beyond European Traditions"...really, I could do without those in my GENERAL EDUCATION. Idk, I was just under the misconception that college was when you got to finally stop taking ******** classes that you aren't at all interested in...</p></li>
<li><p>Lasts but not least, the campus is ugly, it rains a lot, its cold, and generally just a sad boring school filled with sad boring students. </p></li>
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<p>IF you do however, decide to come to this hellhole, here are my suggestions.</p>
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<li><p>Try to dorm in Kelly or Tabler quads, they're reaaaally far from the academic part of campus, but they're all suites and just generally more fun.</p></li>
<li><p>Find a club or activity to join, because it is seriously DEAD on the weekends, and this way you'll at least have something to do. </p></li>
<li><p>DON'T move off campus unless you are 100% sure that you are NEVER going to want to move back on. They max out housing to 115% every semester so once you leave, they pretty much don't care about you at all anymore. You could have the best reason in the world for coming back and they won't even listen. They're actually, literally MEAN about it, in fact. And the wait list is a joke, so don't even bother. They are so busy de-trippling freshmen all year, that they don't even get to it. </p></li>
<li><p>If you plan to commute, put your name on the list for a parking pass in the stadium lot asap. Thats the only almost-decent parking on campus besides the teachers lots but those are illegal and you WILL get $30 tickets.</p></li>
<li><p>Try not to take classes in Old Chem. It smells and is probably going to cave in on itself pretty soon.</p></li>
<li><p>Just do yourself a favor, find a better school. Unless you really want to go to med school or to do something with hardcore science or math, stony brook just generally sucks.</p></li>
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