<p>Observe.</p>
<p>"I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."</p>
<p>lol i heard about that. i think people are overreacting, and putin just doesn't know enough english to defend himself properly. my parents kissed me on the stomach all the time when i was little. sure, strangers didn't, but if the guy did it in front of hundreds of people it can hardly be considered naughty.</p>
<p>2007 essay question: please state whether or not you would spontaneously touch MIT like a kitten and kiss it on the tummy. say why or why not.</p>
<p>yet another thing to make sure happens when i get ben jones drunk. (i'm still waiting for you to get back to me on that, big guy. :P )</p>
<p>I don't think Ben's wife would like it if you touched him like a kitten.</p>
<p>i was thinking changing the MIT essay question, but you suggest new and intriguing ideas. :-D</p>
<p>Common guys, give president Putin a brake! I wonder how you guys would sound like when you tried to explain why you kissed a boy in a foreign language.......</p>
<p>^ president putin? is that you?</p>
<p>hmm... let's think about this. All Putin did was kiss the boy the way a kitten would have done. If we allow kittens to kiss boys on the stomach, why exactly wouldn't we allow, if not <em>expect</em>, Putin to act in the same way? Would you rather Putin kiss the boy the way a lion or a rattlesnake would?</p>
<p>Lol ben, it's on. Except I don't get drunk. MIT has installed a customized version of the liver</a> chip into my body which enables me to process alchohol faster than I can drink it.</p>
<p>does that liver chip come in any other flavors?</p>
<p>That is okay, Ben. At Caltech, we have invented a</a> beverage which even the liver chip can't match.</p>
<p>:-D</p>
<p>generic? not then in possession of a refined palette, I guess..</p>