<p>Top 10 reasons why Texas is THE WORST State!</p>
<p>10.It Ain’t Even California.</p>
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<li><p>In most of Texas, there is one season, hot as hell!</p></li>
<li><p>There’s more loyalty for the state than for the country.</p></li>
<li><p>Best vacation, space, amusement, and medical centers in the world areelsewhere.</p></li>
<li><p>There’s more’n enough mosquitoes for everyone.</p></li>
<li><p>Everyone wants to live there so much that it’s god awful crowded.</p></li>
<li><p>Texas Men & Women are better looking the closer you get to closing time. </p></li>
<li><p>Everything is bigger in Texas, even the problems.</p></li>
<li><p>It Ain’t New York (OK, this one might be a positive).</p></li>
<li><p>The Dallas Stars play there!!! not anywhere else.</p></li>
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<p>Kei</p>