<p>when you say that you’re going to be a freshman in the fall and they think that you mean a college freshman, not high school</p>
<p>when you tell a girl you like her over texts, but then are told that you’ve actually been texting her friends who thought it was funny to mess with you for the last hour. ***.</p>
<p>when you and the hitchhiker both pull out a machete at the same time</p>
<p>you ask someone where something is at a store only to realize they are a patron as well…</p>
<p>You ask an employee where something is, and they point to it RIGHT in front of you</p>
<p>when someone says hi, and you say hi back, but they were actually saying hi to the person behind you. -_-</p>
<p>When I don’t know which [url=<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube]seat[/url</a>] I should take. -__-</p>
<p>you cut Rick Ross in a buffet line</p>
<p>you’re making a speech in class and your voice squeaks</p>
<p>you find out your wife is a man…the hard way…</p>
<p>The ticket stub guy at the movies says “enjoy the show” and you say “you too”…</p>
<p>Okay maybe that only happened to me…</p>
<p>You and another person enter two different bathroom stalls at the same time, and yall are both embarrassed to go…</p>
<p>When you are at work not paying attention and you’re like “would you like your receipt sir?” and it’s a woman. Or vice versa.</p>
<p>When it’s my moment.</p>
<p>You bragged to everyone that you aced the test but you actually failed with flying colors</p>
<p>You complain about your SAT score to someone who got substantially lower…</p>
<p>When you drink. Underage. With both of your parents. More than your dad.</p>
<p>(( voldomort gives you a hug )) LMAO :D</p>
<p>The awkward moment when someone asks you a quistion and there is a loud noise next to you so you don’t hear him and you say : (( yes )) , then he repeats the question and you figure out that it was : (( When are you travelling )) ,</p>
<p>LOL at least that Happened to me and I transfered into a really RED tomato :p</p>
<p>When you tap Rick Ross on the shoulder in the Atlanta airport while he’s sleeping. Hahahahah.</p>
<p>when you’re at the mall with your dad and the salesperson asks if he would like to buy his girlfriend (you) the brand new product.</p>
<p>(happened to my best friend. She’s 17. He’s 50-something.)</p>
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<p>reposted for teh lulz.</p>
<p>When your sitting next to someone on the train who sits a little too much on your seat.</p>
<p>When you mistype a URL, and it takes you to some spam site.</p>