The Bendrumfront Thread

<p>Look, I'll be releasing my official decree in a few days, once I work the wording out, and from then on things are gonna be a LOT different around here. I will, along with the help of my loyal mods, implement a strict hierarchical system. Everyone will be assigned new screen names and passwords according to your GPA and test scores. Forums will be renamed in honor of my glory. I'll be making a cross-country tour touting America's post-secondary educational system and its role in making women the dominant sex, while throwing men to the wayside, to be eaten my angry, depressed admissions officers.</p>

<p>I'm sorry, but I have not yet been hit with bendyitis</p>

<p>Release it after I pass on.</p>

<p>So, Monday at around noon works for me.</p>

<p>And Hoke, you'll be my royal slave. You'll have my named branded on your forehead, a reminder to all human beings you interact with that your role in society is one of a higher purpose. You will no longer look for pleasure on earth, but you will look forward to life on CC. You will be chained to a computer, not labtop, and your mouth ducktaped. All the while you will be beaten like a horse with papyrus sticks and you will lose all other internet privileges. You will be monitored by a security camera and fed only one goldfish (the edible kind) or gummy bear a day.</p>

<p>Better hurry up with that then.</p>

<p>I'm ending it all soon.</p>

<p>Use me while you still have the chance.</p>

<p>No! You will die when I say so! And that will not be until 2012, when the world ends.</p>

<p>Monday at noon works better for me.</p>

<p>Sorry.</p>

<p>Ummm No. I don't think you get it. Would you rather be one of the hurried, stressed, stifled masses, the proletariat, or Her Honor's servant? huh?????????????????????????? yeah thats right, try to answer that one! yaeha</p>

<p>The first one.</p>

<p>okay, i've finally decided, you're just a <strong><em>ing *</em></strong> along with that moderator Jim, who doesn't pick up his ****ing phone</p>

<p>Well, I am only a servant to very attractive females.</p>

<p>I cannot confirm nor deny where you stand on that scale.</p>

<p>So the stressed and stifling sounds delightful.</p>

<p>mwuahahaha I'm afraid you don't really have a choice. It's either death by acupunture or my slave for a sentence of sixty-six years, three months, and twenty-eight days.</p>

<p>Death sounds good.</p>

<p>okay fine I'm leaving. jerk. and don't you dare try to log back on CC, because guess what? You've just been banned on account of extreme expressions of bigotry and the use of racial slures such as "dark chocolate frappe" and "orange" and "mocha decafe with a hint of cafe au lait"</p>

<p>I'm leaving too.</p>

<p>Time for bed.</p>

<p>Less Hoke time for the people of CC.</p>

<p>Not like anyone cares.</p>

<p>Hokegoalie: The death of a Legend.</p>

<p>What? How did that post get through? Huh? Oh Doveofpeace is gonna get it now! That's it!</p>

<p>man I was just reading over this thread, and it has to be the greatest thread ever created on CC.</p>

<p>wow this thread is just amazing! AMAZING!</p>

<p>Wow. What an unbiased opinion</p>

<p>why is this thread so good?</p>